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You won a 2 person trip to Mt. Everest off of a game show. (Pick any person you want to go with you.) During the trip you are UNKNOWINGLY stalked through out the trip. After an avalanch occurs you lose your traveling partner and then become aware it was set up and you are being stalked. What do you do? What happens?

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hm, interesting topic, check...

Checkin in...Good luck Adam.

One problem tho fess...I got some personal shit goin on right now and i'll be outta town tomorrow and will be back late saturday/early sunday morning. There is no problem with me having the verse done. I just need a lil extension. I can send ya a PM with what it's concearning. I just dont want to mention it here to the public. Like I said I can have the verse done just need a lil more time. Sorry if this causes any inconvience.

w/e Genesis says is fine with me guy

Granted...

Thanks fess...It's appreciated

I know I'm done this pretty fast, but that's what happens when the doc deems you unable for heavy lifting or work for 6 weeks, you get alot of extra free time to do stuff, so here's mine, figured i'd post it sooner rather than later...
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{On The Game Show "Wheel Of Fortune}

Pat Sajak: " Okay Adam, you've landed on Everest trip. You pick a letter on the board and that trip's yours. "
Adam: " I'd like to pick the letter "F"."
Pat Sajak: " And there are two "F's" "
Adam: " I'd like to solve the puzzle. 'It's a wonderful life' . "

{After the show, backstage}

Pat: " Okay, Adam, one of the perks of the trip is you can pick one person to join you, anyone, who will it be? "
Adam: " Well, at this moment, I couldn't think of anyone better to take rather than lovely Vanna. "
Pat: " Vanna? "
Vanna: " Why I'd love to. "


She accepted though the cold is something she'll hardly bare
Plus I saw Pat as I was leaving, with a stardling stare

"Chill man, if shit happens I got a large enough flare.
And if the first don't work, then I'ma spark up the spare"

Speakers: " Welcome to Nepal. Enjoy your stay, and thank you for flying WestJet. "

Get off the plane, me and Vanna hire a pro climber
"How long's your trip sir?" ... "Oh, we're on no timer"
Meet up with the guide, about 6 hours later

"Y'all ready for a hell of a trip you should savour?
My name's Vic, I'll be your Everest guide
Nepal calls the mountain, 'The Forehead of the Sky'
Largest in the world, about 9000 metres high
So high, you can't even see the peak with you eyes"

Gearing up to go, so much on I'm now twice my size
Not even thinking I could be in for a not so nice surprise

"Adam,... how come your boots got no spikes"
"They did last time I checked, just last night"
"No sweat,..... I got an extra pair inside
Need no other kind when you're here and you dare to hike"

So we're climbing, like a scene out of the Lord of the Rings
A mini fellowship not knowing what even a storm can bring
5 foot wide steps, scaling the huge fucker
But I got courage, and I ain't failing to proove others
Gusting winds freezing my face, as I'm way in front
Vanna rushing while I'm trying my hardest to blaze a blunt
Our helper's taking up the rear, saying not to look down
Of course we never listen, think how I was shook now!
Then, *crack, crack, boom*, and Vic's barely hanging on
His steps gave out, and now I'm hoping that Vanna's strong

We clutch his hands. "I don't wanna be dangling long
I've been waiting for this moment since I sprang from my mom"

He apologizes, for cutting his shift short
While I'm thinking, 'why I gotta face this shit for?'
Then the prick pushes off like he thinks he's a bird

"Wait, how high up are we?" ... "atleeaasstt a thirrrddd"

Me and Vanna keep pushing on til we come to a cliff, fine
It's just lucky for us that I brought another zip line

"Hell no,.... we can just wait for help you know"
"Bitch, our views blocked, there's nowhere else to go!"

So I hook her up and push, she starts zipping across
She barely able to grab the line cuz she's licked from the frost
Halfway across I see her jolt, she's lost a fucking bolt
Why don't a lightning strike just zap me with a thousand volts
I'm thinking, who the fuck am I, Sylvester Stallone
Fuck man, I wish I was watching a western at home
So now I hook myself up, now her harness is off
Hanging by a few fingers, and she's starting to cough
Screaming like she can break glass, I grip her hand fast
And now I'm seriously telling myself this trip is my last
Our lips are all chapped, I'm telling her to hold tight
And plus it's just about to turn into a cold night
Something's in Vanna's sight, I can see it in her eyes
Coming with all it's might, "Can't believe this fucking prize!"

*BANG, BOOM, CRASSHH*

"Oh shit, prepare for an avalanche!!"

Now I'm desperately trying to keep latched to her hands
Snow coming full steam, we're hit with alot of force
Like stampedes of horses, why the hell I jot this course?
The might turned my arm to butter, Vanna was washed away
I hung on to the wire while to and fro I tossed and swayed
Ended as fast as it happened, I was dazed and confused
But got to the end of the line before my strap came loose
Journeyed to where I figured the avalanche was triggered
Ignoring my frost bite and how my hand's way bigger
Saw markings along my path, charred, smelling funny

Keep along when I hear.. "This is as far as you're coming."

I was caught at a dead end, on a high plateau
Turned around to see that corny fucking guy from that show

{Pat's all twitching and shit acting all schitzo or some shit}

"Where's Vanna?
"Where do you think, moron? Did you really expect her, if any of us to even make it this far?"
(already figuring he had been responsible for the avalanche)
"Well, no I guess not really, no."

{Pat pulls out a gun}

"So let's just end this quik"
"Damn man, you crazy, why you all mad with me?"
"Cuz you took my lovely Vanna away from me. I wanted no more for her to be away from me. And you picking her was the last draw. And well, since she's gone now too, then both of us can die here. See ya."

Bitch was crazy and shot at me, I pulled off a matrix
Though he hit me in the arm I'm still thankful he's wasted
I leaped at his mid-section, decked him with passion
Set him down on the ground and never let up the bashin'
Did a street fighter, flipped him over the edge
Relieved, I sat waiting while my shoulder just bled
Eventually saw a helicopter, flares were shot off
Now thinking this stories plot's fucked but happy I got off...