Holy Soap



> >
> > Two priests are off to the showers late one
> > night. They undress and step into the showers
> >
> > before they realize there is no soap.
> >
> > Father John says he has soap in his room and
> > goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
> >
> > He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand,
> > and heads back to the showers. He is halfway
> > down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his
> > way.
> > Having no place to hide, he stands against
> > the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
> >
> > The nuns stop and comment on how life-like
> > he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and
> > pulls on his
> > manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
> >
> > "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap
> > dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also
> > pulls on his
> > manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of
> > soap.
> >
> > Now the third nun decides to have a go. She
> > pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing
> > happens.
> >
> > So she gives several more tugs, then yells...
> >
> >
> >
> > "Holy Mary, Mother of God hand lotion too!"

lol
that was pretty funny........

..Heh.. Pretty amusing <:-P

nope. could see it comin *drum riff*

Lmao... very funny I thought...

nope. could see it comin *drum riff*

you WOULD see it coming... smh your mind's already there

^^ that was tha "joke" mate keep up

but why would there be a soap dispenser not near a sink?

why would a nun touch on his manhood? smh some kinky nuns

nope. could see it comin *drum riff*


PHUCK YEW !! I WAS GONNA SAE DAHT

PHUCK YEW !! I WAS GONNA SAE DAHT

i..... don't know... what... to tell you

Not even a sympathy laugh...

Nah... that O.Sin quote in your sig is pretty funny though... not quite as much as the baby usher one... but good nonetheless

why the fuck am i in your sig..............you stole that from Krono

Haha yea that was pretty good

lol......