View Full Version : Its Not Called Fuckin Soccer!!!!!!!


griff12
10-24-2005, 09:12 AM
Swear to god i'm gona fuck sum1 up in a minute u motha fuckas havnt got a clue, soccer is for fags thats cos u play soccer and for tha most part are all fags, us brits play football and it is a contact sport, and u do get kicked in tha head. All u motha fuckin fags if u played like we play on a saturday in tha local league u'd prob wana put pads on or sum shit dont forget we invented rugby aswell no faggots here we play hard, we fight hard we are hard and not like all u pricks wen u catch a glimpse of ur dad in tha shower!!

IdE-iLL™
10-24-2005, 09:35 AM
-Dies, not another chav.. Why didn't somebody warn me?..

griff12
10-24-2005, 09:50 AM
who's a chav, naa m8 dont have chavs where i cum from jus pikey's, why ur a self subscribed chav are u good luck fella!!

IdE-iLL™
10-24-2005, 09:51 AM
Rofl @ you not being a chav..

griff12
10-24-2005, 09:57 AM
go on then explain a chav then

griff12
10-24-2005, 10:14 AM
how did u know anyway, rite then i'm off to put on my 6oz gold plated chain get sum stella out of tha fridge jump in my vauxhall nova and shout to every1 that i pass u've bin nova taken!! jus cos i hate tha fact that the bentest word in tha world is starting to worm its way into our nation doesnt mean i'm a chav or a pikey!!

Kronologik
10-24-2005, 10:35 AM
From now on, American Football will be known as American Soccer. See how they like it.

HoBGoBLiN
10-24-2005, 10:47 AM
I second that motion

IdE-iLL™
10-24-2005, 11:41 AM
Preach!

*N*O*U*R*
10-24-2005, 12:21 PM
how did u know anyway, rite then i'm off to put on my 6oz gold plated chain get sum stella out of tha fridge jump in my vauxhall nova and shout to every1 that i pass u've bin nova taken!! jus cos i hate tha fact that the bentest word in tha world is starting to worm its way into our nation doesnt mean i'm a chav or a pikey!!


you're so rude... nobody fuckin cares about what your stupid sport is called or your "gold plated" chain and you shouldn't either...

*Toby*
10-24-2005, 12:51 PM
Okay time to preach to these people...

The ORIGINSSSSSS of the sport is where they get there name from.

Did you know.... About basketball. James Naismith made goals 10 feet high(standard height) b/c there were balconys at the local Ymca and he thought that would be a good height as he didn't want shots to get blocked. He also wanted the shooter to have a skill, so instead of just throwing the ball as hard as possible they would have to hook it somewat. It was adpted from Baseball, Soccer. The REASON it was called BASKETball is b/c he ASKED the janitor at the YMCA for BUCKETS but all the janitor had were 2 PEACH BASKETS. So Thus it became BASKETBALL, it was this close to being called BUCKETBALL. Facts.

AMERICAN FOOTBALL.. Was adapted from soccer(your football, our soccer) and rugby. This it was adapted alot from FOOTBALL, and they use there FEET to run it got the name FOOTBALL. When it first started there was no passing the ball.So you ran and kicked. That's it. Similar to soccer yet they had organized plays each time. Thus the name.


While im tellin you guys stuff, just b/c they wear pads doesn't mean football aint shit. Whether you wanna accept it or not, the NFL has some of the most amazing physical specimen's in the world. There are players with OLYMPIC caliber speed, who can bench 400 and jump 40 inches vertically. These athletes with pads don't hold back one bit, thus all of the injuries. In rugby no matter if you wanna admit it or not, you AT LEAST subconsciously hold back from every hit. You may deliver some blows but not to the full extent.

griff12
10-24-2005, 01:16 PM
Neva sed american football was shit tho, actually really like it, shown here live on monday nites liking the chargers at tha mo LaDainian Tomlinson is awesome, thread is there to state how us brits hate tha word soccer and how its starting to be used ova here makes the most played and loved sport in tha world sound like its only played by pussy's.

Legendary
10-24-2005, 02:29 PM
i play soccer.......

*Toby*
10-24-2005, 03:13 PM
i see wat ur sayin Griff. Well we americans are dumb. We call Deutschland Germany. Where the fuck did we get GERMANY from Deutschland?

Vokals
10-24-2005, 04:50 PM
fuck soccer

Dirty Frank
10-24-2005, 05:00 PM
Fuck American Soccer

LattO
10-24-2005, 05:09 PM
Get a life nigga'..

Seist
10-24-2005, 05:41 PM
blah blah blah.. The bottom line is that Soccer or as you bitches in England and everywhere else in the world call it "football" is for fags, and its wack as fuck..

Dirty Frank
10-24-2005, 06:02 PM
blah blah blah.. The bottom line is that Soccer or as you bitches in England and everywhere else in the world call it "football" is for fags, and its wack as fuck..


Yeah... but not half as wack as American Football... which is for bigger fags who like more manly contact...

Seist
10-24-2005, 06:08 PM
Football players wear pads, while rugby players dont wear shit.. soo wouldnt that be even Gayer? BITCH.. Also as contagious said, football players are some of the best atheletes in the world...Fuck soccer and rugby..bitches

Dirty Frank
10-24-2005, 06:13 PM
I never said anything about Rugby... I don't like it... so get your facts right...


Football takes skill... to be able to play American Football you have to be big, fat & fast...

IdE-iLL™
10-24-2005, 07:07 PM
Grrrrrr, Football>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>American Soccer.

Vokals
10-24-2005, 07:29 PM
fuckin american soccer.. fuck ur football soccer... fuck anything that requires kicking a checkered ball into a big ass net

*Toby*
10-24-2005, 08:05 PM
http://www.terrellowens.com/photo/data/media/16/08_4_6.jpg
Terrell Owens
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper660/stills/8sij011a.jpg

Julius Jones

And you think football players are big and fat?

Imperium
10-24-2005, 08:06 PM
^both of those photos are really gay...... but yeh football>american football

Dras
10-24-2005, 09:02 PM
Lets put a Football Player and a Soccer Player in a deathmatch..........

I got my life savings on the Football Player.

Dirty Frank
10-24-2005, 09:08 PM
Lets put a Football Player and a Soccer Player in a deathmatch..........

I got my life savings on the Football Player.


OK...


Terrell Owens vs Thierry Henry...


All Henry would have to do is head butt him and he'd be out cold... you seen the size of Henry's head?

*Toby*
10-24-2005, 11:18 PM
never heard of theirry

*Toby*
10-25-2005, 12:53 AM
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/23/thierry_henry_narrowweb__200x271.jpg

Vs.... http://people.ucsc.edu/~jjkeegan/bostons%20pics/terrel%20owens.jpg

Good matchup lol

HoBGoBLiN
10-25-2005, 08:04 AM
Football players wear pads, while rugby players dont wear shit.. soo wouldnt that be even Gayer? BITCH.. Also as contagious said, football players are some of the best atheletes in the world...Fuck soccer and rugby..bitches

Hahaha, you really put yourself across well there... Rugby players wear less padding in what is basically the same game, so they're gayer. Makes sense when you put it so eloquently

HoBGoBLiN
10-25-2005, 08:06 AM
fuckin american soccer.. fuck ur football soccer... fuck anything that requires kicking a checkered ball into a big ass net

lmfao at chequered balls... Yeah n just to add to that, fuck cotton shirts skin tight shorts over-sized perms and huge moustaches.

Kronologik
10-25-2005, 08:23 AM
How the fuck does being a more physically strong athlete prove that American Soccer is a better sport? Shit, even Deebo's cross eyed big headed ugly fuckin self could block somebody from running past him just because he is physically strong. Doesn't mean he has any skill.

All I'm gonna say is this: Football requires MORE SKILL than American Soccer

If you asked an American Soccer player to PASS the ball from one side of the pitch to the other, I doubt he'd be able to do it without decapitating the old man stood outside the stadium buying some fruit & veg.
If you asked a Football player to throw a ball to somebody who is running 20 or so yards ahead of him, he'd have little trouble.

HoBGoBLiN
10-25-2005, 08:32 AM
^^^Exactly, it's an alltogether more technical sport which requires control and perfect measurement. Tellingly, the English sport requires a lot more intelligence than the American sport too. Slap me if Im stating the obvious there

Kronologik
10-25-2005, 08:50 AM
^ Yeah, what with the American Soccer players quoting "We just gave 100%, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, yeah, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, 100%, we played good, errrrrrrrrrrrrrr, we worked hard as a team, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, we done got them good ya know what I'm sayin, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, wanna give a shout out to L'il Snaps, my home boy, holla!, errrrrrrrrrrrrr, thank you."

griff12
10-25-2005, 10:28 AM
lol!! i agree wid u there that football is such a more technical sport than most, if not for the fact that most sports relate to hand eye co-ordination, so that the brain doesnt have to send messages that far, but football works to foot eye co-ordination, which means that messages have to travel that much further and so need to be more technically advanced. all in all we're betta than u!! and lets be honest most defensive linesman are just fat they dont have to do fuck all otha than push sum1 out of tha way!!

HoBGoBLiN
10-25-2005, 11:01 AM
Never even watched a game of american soccer myself but then again I wouldn't want to, for the same reason as I dont watch rugby I suppose. It's too slow moving. No amount of cheerleading "whooping" and commentators with ADHD coupled with cerebal palsy can compensate for that

griff12
10-25-2005, 11:05 AM
i cud only watch the highlights and ur rite thats why most american sports havn't caught on because its so stop start, a full american football game is sumthin stupid like 3 hrs and 3 quaters of that is time outs and referees flagging cud neva watch a live match wrists wud be slit!

griff12
10-25-2005, 11:07 AM
thats why are football, tha real football, association football! is the best, most played, most watched and most loved sport on the planet!

Pope Diddy
10-25-2005, 11:35 AM
football (soccer to u americans) is the best and most favoured sport on the planet .... everybody in the world loves football !

best & most passionate about their sport is football (soccer) fans in the world

football (soccer) is fast paced and exciting ....
american football always stops and its boring to watch ...

i watched a few games of the nfl that wer o.k though on sky sports

but fotball (soccer) wipes the floor with american football and any other sport !

fuck yall if u dont like it !

glasgow celtic football club

hail hail the celts are here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Toby*
10-25-2005, 11:38 AM
most of those "fat" football players run very quickly and Larry Allen an offensive lineman for the dallas cowboys benches 700lbs. Yes, thats right 700

griff12
10-25-2005, 11:45 AM
bet u i cud out run tha fat fuck tho!

*Toby*
10-25-2005, 11:49 AM
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10208000/10208071.jpg

Well this "fat fuck" runs a 4.5 40. Good luck with that one

griff12
10-25-2005, 11:56 AM
yeah thats cos he aint a fat fuck who benches wateva he's prob a running back!

griff12
10-25-2005, 11:57 AM
cum on m8 u cant say that a full live game of american football isnt boring, why d'u think they got cheerleaders jus to grab the audiences attention so they dont go home!

*Toby*
10-25-2005, 12:18 PM
football is the greatest sport i've ever seen in my life. (maybe cuz i PLAY college football lol) Anyways, that is a defensive lineman. That guy is 6'7 283 lbs.

And yes i'd much rather watch the best athletes in the world over watching a bunch of "pedro" from napolean Dynamite look a likes.

griff12
10-25-2005, 12:24 PM
havnt seen it so dont know wat tha hell ur on bout, i'll take it as an insult tho, i love football but also have played rugby and believe me fella u'd be so shocked stepping into a rugby game u think american football is tough u havnt got a scooby doo (clue)

*Toby*
10-25-2005, 12:26 PM
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/1/5297/1024/TWS%202.2%20-%20Napolean%20Dynamite%20(and%20Tony)2.jpg

pedro on the right

griff12
10-25-2005, 12:33 PM
cant see it fella

*Toby*
10-25-2005, 12:35 PM
well open your eyes then

Pope Diddy
10-25-2005, 12:42 PM
cum on m8 u cant say that a full live game of american football isnt boring, why d'u think they got cheerleaders jus to grab the audiences attention so they dont go home!

liked that 1

*Toby*
10-25-2005, 12:52 PM
Man soccer "football" is the most boring shit i've ever seen. Almost on baseball level...

Lets play 2 60 minute halfs and score 1 goal. What the fuck is that? Thats why "football" fans never watch the whole game, ya'll just riot all the damn time and fight each other.

griff12
10-25-2005, 12:56 PM
45 minutes a half dumb ass, hav u even watched a game, think not, the violence cums afta tha game nuthin like bricking a millwall supporters bus cumin out of tha ground!

Pope Diddy
10-25-2005, 12:58 PM
f.y.i it aint 2 60 minute halfs its 2 45 minutes halfs !

baseball is just as borin as american football

i watched an american game of football (soccer) once dc united and another team cant member who but i has to turm it over cos the commentary is so bad .... i could tell the commentater didnt like football (soccer) cos it was that borin but if u listen to football (soccer) commentaters from the uk they sound better cos they have passion for the game and love the beautiful game just as much as us the fans !!!

HoBGoBLiN
10-25-2005, 12:58 PM
Man soccer "football" is the most boring shit i've ever seen. Almost on baseball level...

Lets play 2 60 minute halfs and score 1 goal. What the fuck is that? Thats why "football" fans never watch the whole game, ya'll just riot all the damn time and fight each other.

You've seen too many movies and studied too few games...

It's 45 minutes a half, and one goal? My team play our arch rivals this weekend, in the corresponding fixture last season it ended 5-4 to Arsenal. How can that be boring. It's far superior to American Soccer (or any sport for that matter in every way shape or form. The only advantage American Soccer has is those guys that come round selling fatty foods and such, it at least gives you a break from watching people run into each other, then go back, then try running forward, then get pushed back, then push their way forward a metre, and get pushed back.. Its drivel

*Toby*
10-25-2005, 12:59 PM
45 minutes is still a long time for each half. Maybe if they scored more then 1 goal or 2 a game it'd be exciting.

Pope Diddy
10-25-2005, 01:00 PM
wats the matter with football violance ? i dont c nuthin wrong ....

at least they fight with they hands throw bricks and bottles instead of pullin out guns!

*Toby*
10-25-2005, 01:01 PM
wat are u talkin about fnom, when in soccer does ANYONE get pushed, then go forward then get pushed back again? lol

griff12
10-25-2005, 01:02 PM
yeah but at least ur not sitting round watchin tha team having bout 18 team talks every 2 minutes!

Pope Diddy
10-25-2005, 01:05 PM
so true

*Toby*
10-25-2005, 01:06 PM
u get 3 timeouts in each half. A half last 30 minutes. so 3 timeouts then isnt bad.

*Toby*
10-25-2005, 01:07 PM
Why dont we just agree to disagree. I'll think football(which has the greatest athletes in the world) is the best sport, and ya'll think Soccer(football for u guys) is. and we'll all be happy

Pope Diddy
10-25-2005, 01:07 PM
u cant beat football (soccer)

end of discussion

Pope Diddy
10-25-2005, 01:09 PM
u cant beat the excitment , passion of the fans the skill of the players !

its just too good !!!11

u cant beat football (soccer) end of discussion !!!!!!!!!!1

thats all i got to say on the subject !

griff12
10-25-2005, 01:09 PM
yeah 3 each, then wen the ball goes out the clock stops then the referee flags and has to cite the whole rule book then they all jump around a bit if sum1 blocks tha ball for an incomplete pass then they have to huddle and make the play again then get in line then the ball snaps and finally there's sum action for about 10 seconds b4 sum1 blocks the ball for an incomplete pass then a referee flags and again and again and again, good sport!!

*N*O*U*R*
10-25-2005, 01:11 PM
well everyone plays the dayum sport a different dayum way which is totally expected seein as y'all in different countries with different norms and different rules and different almost everything.... it's obvious you're gonna defend your own way of playin the game but you don't have to make fun of other people's ways cuz they play it differently...maybe you should try it the other way and shut the fuck up already....stop this childish bickering sheeesh!

griff12
10-25-2005, 01:11 PM
but i'll agree to disagree, and i do actually like american football well the highlights anyway!

griff12
10-25-2005, 01:13 PM
it aint bickering at all jus having a heated discussion, wats good about this site still respect tha kid and like to hear his arguments

Pope Diddy
10-25-2005, 01:14 PM
its too borin to wacth a whole game

*N*O*U*R*
10-25-2005, 01:16 PM
it aint bickering at all jus having a heated discussion, wats good about this site still respect tha kid and like to hear his arguments

now that's wat i wanna hear lol....

griff12
10-25-2005, 01:16 PM
u shud change ur name to tha peace keeper now then

*N*O*U*R*
10-25-2005, 01:19 PM
lol....believe me i ain't no peace keeper... i got beef of my own i can't even bring to peace lol....