Esinem
12-10-2005, 10:46 AM
25. Cover your stump before you hump
24. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
23. Don’t be silly, protect your willy
22. When in doubt, shroud your spout
21. Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.
20. You cant go wrong if you shield your dong
19. If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it
18. If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
17. If you slip between her thighs, condomize!
16. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
15. She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
14. If you get into heat, package your meat
13. While your undressing venus, dress up your penis
12. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
11. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
10. Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
9. Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
8. The right selection is to protect your erection. (By using protection)
7. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
6. A crank with armor, will never harm her
5. If you really love her, wear a cover
4. Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake
3. Sex is cleaner with a package wiener
2. If you cant shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket, and dont shove it in the socket
1. No glove, No love!
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Might have seen them before, but i think there quite funny :)
24. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
23. Don’t be silly, protect your willy
22. When in doubt, shroud your spout
21. Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.
20. You cant go wrong if you shield your dong
19. If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it
18. If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
17. If you slip between her thighs, condomize!
16. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
15. She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
14. If you get into heat, package your meat
13. While your undressing venus, dress up your penis
12. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
11. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
10. Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
9. Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
8. The right selection is to protect your erection. (By using protection)
7. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
6. A crank with armor, will never harm her
5. If you really love her, wear a cover
4. Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake
3. Sex is cleaner with a package wiener
2. If you cant shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket, and dont shove it in the socket
1. No glove, No love!
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Might have seen them before, but i think there quite funny :)