lil_momma_K/nai
12-22-2005, 01:24 AM
To all the blondes.....its just a joke..
The year in review ~ for a Blonde ~
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... "duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter ! ! !
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years !"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out ! ! !
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets ! ! !
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms ! ! !
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - Lost on a TV quiz show. The capital of California is "C".....isn't it ? ? ?
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 ! ! !
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone ! ! !
The year in review ~ for a Blonde ~
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... "duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter ! ! !
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years !"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out ! ! !
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets ! ! !
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms ! ! !
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - Lost on a TV quiz show. The capital of California is "C".....isn't it ? ? ?
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 ! ! !
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone ! ! !