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12-24-2005, 08:12 PM
A RAP WORLD'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL...
The UNinchanted Island
(Scrapped the pantomime, because it would have taken too much planning)
A Rap World's Production
...Presents
The Uninchanted Island
EmoTionZ, the captain of a group of people from Rap Worlds, decides to take them to a special island in her new ship. But unfortunately a slight miscalculation in her map reading leads them to a wrong island, unaware that lions, tigers, crocodiles
and wolves mysteriously inhabit the island, and so the group are forced to separate after they are chased by a pack of wolves.
SCENE 1
The first group stood around an a rather loose circle, deciding on what was for lunch.
Greeny: Some kinda island this wee thing is, no food ta eat or room ta sleep..aye
Avenue: I'll set up a fly shelter cuz you bitches is not hood enough to make a hood, and Greeny, seriously
yo bitch ass stomach better be keepin on the low low
Greeny: Who ya talkin too, ya wee cunt, il fookin ave ye for supper
Avenue: You ain't real, jus comin to this island just to bitch n shit
Greeny: At least one of the gods didn't crush me testicles when we got here..aye
Avenue: You bitch ass muthafucka, you better get huntin 'fore i slap yo Ned ass face with my meat
EmoTionZ: Will ya just shut up..i'll go and get us all a drink to relax with
Avenue: Fuck yea i could do with some of that shit..i could do with a bomb ass big drink
EmoTionZ: Same here, but i've only got small cups
Avenue: You ain't lyin bout that shit, but shit, Greeny likes that kinda shit n shit
Greeny: If i we ye dad, i'd ave me belt round ya wee arse be now..aye
EmoTionZ comes back with small drinks for herself, Avenue and Greeny, but Avenue is not particularly
happy with the choice of drink
Avenue: Pfft, bomb ass bitch, you know i ain't drinkin sea water..all that salt, ya know where you go crazy
EmoTionZ: Like, who are you like?..MR DIVINE or summat?
Avenue: Fuck sake bitch (gulps all the sea water) damn you still lookin fucked up
Greeny shouts to Bigga who's up in the tree
Greeny: Why ya givin EmoTionZ sea watah when she steering thee vessel..you know it makes people crazy
Bigga: Yo..umm it was tap water
Greeny: Aye, and now Ave's gon barkin mad, aye
Avenue: Fuck yo water, fuck yo water, fuck yo water...yo i see people man, she lookin fly, YO BITCH, GIMME SOME
MILK FROM YO TITTIES!
Bigga: Nope..that ain't sea water either, EmoTionZ is just screwed in the head
EmoTionZ comes back with the map
EmoTionZ: I'm not dumb, i'm just...wow we're only 2 miles from England
Bigga: It's upside down you silly cunt
EmoTionZ: Question for ya...if you turn maps upside down, does the sea go into the sky, and vice versa
After a long looooooooooooooooong silence, the leader of the group marches towards them
Blaze: If i ever catch who stole my mother's water, is on for a serious ass kickin
Avenue: Fuck yo mammas water, let's go right now..fuck probation
Blaze: Go and crawl back into the hole in which you once, and probably still exist in
Avenue: Fuck yo hole, fuck yo existance, fuck yo crawl, and fuck you for fuckin with me
Blaze: Do not make me end your measly life right now
Bigga: Avenue, don't mess with our leader, because he's on the edge
Avenue: Fuck this colony, you bitches is chumps, il stomp you
With Avenue leaving into the wilderness, nothing knows of his return
SCENE 2
While the first group were bitterly arguing over being on the island, it was a different situation in another part.
Multi: Do not pass go, do not collect £200
The tiger stared at Multi through it's angered eyes as Multi held a rather large rock in his palm
Oblivion: Be careful..one wrong movement could be your very last
Multi throws the rock towards Oblivion
Oblivion: Are you sure...Clusion wouldn't want his cakes being wasted like that
Multi: Shut up ya fairy, and throw the cunt
Oblivion stares down the tiger as it stares back at him, until he throws the rock, hitting the tiger on the head
Multi: I think it's dead
The tiger is tearing into Oblivion
Multi: Oh shit
He runs at the tiger screaming, but it manages to run off into the wilderness
Oblivion: I could have died then
Clusion: The freshest batch from home...dear dear
Multi: We need to get going, there are more creatures waiting to get us
The group, along with EssTee, Saracan and Genesis ran through the wild unaware of what
was to come next, until they all came to the edge of a small cliff..and at the bottom there was nothing
apart from a group of lions growling up at them
Oblivion: Jesus, we're gonna die
Clusion: No we're not..EssTee, pull a cake from my bag
Genesis was the wised leader, he knew where exactly to throw from
EssTee threw the cake hard at the lions after listening to Genesis. The cake broke into pieces
killing the whole group.
EssTee: So what did you think of my drop
Genesis: It was ok, too much filler...could have used a Multi
Multi: You evil bastards
Clusion: There's no time to waste, we have to jump
Saracan: Go ahead, il go in another direction, to find more survivors
Saracan hugs the group and runs away..and trips over a rock
Clusion: Oops
The group had now managed to reach the bottom of the cliff and ran through another small wooded area
before setting up a camp
Multi: Ahh, this is the life...i wonder if Oblivion feels the same
Oblivion: Blimey, these snakes are fast..i can't catch them
Genesis runs at the snakes but they scatter away
Oblivion: There goes lunch
Multi: There goes the nice life
Clusion: There goes my lunch too
It's later on, and so the group decide to play a game of Monopoly
EssTee: You owe me a £100 mate
Multi: I don't think so, Old Kent Road is mine
EssTee: No, i bought it off you, remember?
Genesis: It's better to invest in the water works
Multi rolls a 7 on the dice and moves his finger seven spaces
Clusion: That tickles
Genesis: Lay still!
Multi: Oh i quit this game, anyway i i think it's time we went to sleep
Genesis: Everyone to bed..now
The group withdraw and decide to go to sleep
SCENE 3
While the second group have succesfully ended a day alive, the third group are in
a more life threatening ordeal deep in the forest, as they stumble a cross a cave
that leads deep into the underground
Kronologik: Wow, i've never actually found nothing like this before
Breezy: Like, who cares..let's go and check it out
Kronologik: So if i said to you that there were ghosts and bears and demons there, you'd still go in
Breezy: Of course i would, i love exploring big things
DraS: Shut the fuck up already and get in
DraS uses his magical nagging powers to move Breezy and Kronologik inside the cave
Kronologik: It smells in here
Avenue: Fuck yo nose
The group jump back
DraS: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
Avenue: Welcome to my hood, we be keepin shit tight up in here
The group move forward to see Avenue looking rough
Breezy: Where did you get to, and why are you smelling already
Avenue: Them skunk bitches ain't havin none of Avenue, they just blew in my face n shit
Breezy: Kinda like the time we...
Kronologik: Fuck, the reunion..let's explore..there may be treasure down here
The group all step into Ave's droppings. Each squashing into their shoes
Avenue: My bad, but a kid gotta dump when he gotta dump
DraS: Whatever, let's go
DraS leads his small but already crazy group into the deep cave, where the walls were becoming
more restricted at each step. They came about a small bend which left them more room to breathe
and so not much later found the bottom of the cave full of water, and a family of crocodiles.
Avenue: Oh shit...i been pissin in this muhfucka
Kronologik: I can see glimpses of treasure right over there, but how do we get past the the crocs
Breezy: It was on the discovery channel ones, about crocs enjoy eating humans
DraS: We need to get across fast, cuz we're gonna die right here cuz we don't have food, and it stinks like fuck
Kronologik throws Breezy to the crocs so the rest of the group can get to the other side
Breezy: Ahhhhh!!!, help!!!!, ahhhhhh!!!
Kronologik: We'll come back for you
DraS: The treasure is right inside that room, now if anyone asks...we found it
Kronologik: But we have found it
DraS: No..we're stealing it from the guy from up above
Avenue: But you said you found it
DraS: We did, but we PRETEND we found it, when we've really STOLEN it
Kronologik runs into the room and comes out with 2 handfuls of gold
Kronologik: This could get my record company up and running
DraS runs in and comes out with 2 handfuls
DraS: This can get me a new car and a new house
Avenue runs in and doesn't come back out. DraS and Kronologik run in and find Avenue
stuffing his pockets full of the gold.
Kronologik: What are you doing!?
Avenue: I'm gettin me some new Timbs
The walls begin to shake violently as they proceed to talk about being millionaires when they get home
Avenue: Let's get the fuck out of here
DraS: Well duh!
Kronologik: The exit is near, hurry
Kronologik runs back to get Breezy and carries her out of the water
and so they all run for the exit and just about manage to escape
The UNinchanted Island
(Scrapped the pantomime, because it would have taken too much planning)
A Rap World's Production
...Presents
The Uninchanted Island
EmoTionZ, the captain of a group of people from Rap Worlds, decides to take them to a special island in her new ship. But unfortunately a slight miscalculation in her map reading leads them to a wrong island, unaware that lions, tigers, crocodiles
and wolves mysteriously inhabit the island, and so the group are forced to separate after they are chased by a pack of wolves.
SCENE 1
The first group stood around an a rather loose circle, deciding on what was for lunch.
Greeny: Some kinda island this wee thing is, no food ta eat or room ta sleep..aye
Avenue: I'll set up a fly shelter cuz you bitches is not hood enough to make a hood, and Greeny, seriously
yo bitch ass stomach better be keepin on the low low
Greeny: Who ya talkin too, ya wee cunt, il fookin ave ye for supper
Avenue: You ain't real, jus comin to this island just to bitch n shit
Greeny: At least one of the gods didn't crush me testicles when we got here..aye
Avenue: You bitch ass muthafucka, you better get huntin 'fore i slap yo Ned ass face with my meat
EmoTionZ: Will ya just shut up..i'll go and get us all a drink to relax with
Avenue: Fuck yea i could do with some of that shit..i could do with a bomb ass big drink
EmoTionZ: Same here, but i've only got small cups
Avenue: You ain't lyin bout that shit, but shit, Greeny likes that kinda shit n shit
Greeny: If i we ye dad, i'd ave me belt round ya wee arse be now..aye
EmoTionZ comes back with small drinks for herself, Avenue and Greeny, but Avenue is not particularly
happy with the choice of drink
Avenue: Pfft, bomb ass bitch, you know i ain't drinkin sea water..all that salt, ya know where you go crazy
EmoTionZ: Like, who are you like?..MR DIVINE or summat?
Avenue: Fuck sake bitch (gulps all the sea water) damn you still lookin fucked up
Greeny shouts to Bigga who's up in the tree
Greeny: Why ya givin EmoTionZ sea watah when she steering thee vessel..you know it makes people crazy
Bigga: Yo..umm it was tap water
Greeny: Aye, and now Ave's gon barkin mad, aye
Avenue: Fuck yo water, fuck yo water, fuck yo water...yo i see people man, she lookin fly, YO BITCH, GIMME SOME
MILK FROM YO TITTIES!
Bigga: Nope..that ain't sea water either, EmoTionZ is just screwed in the head
EmoTionZ comes back with the map
EmoTionZ: I'm not dumb, i'm just...wow we're only 2 miles from England
Bigga: It's upside down you silly cunt
EmoTionZ: Question for ya...if you turn maps upside down, does the sea go into the sky, and vice versa
After a long looooooooooooooooong silence, the leader of the group marches towards them
Blaze: If i ever catch who stole my mother's water, is on for a serious ass kickin
Avenue: Fuck yo mammas water, let's go right now..fuck probation
Blaze: Go and crawl back into the hole in which you once, and probably still exist in
Avenue: Fuck yo hole, fuck yo existance, fuck yo crawl, and fuck you for fuckin with me
Blaze: Do not make me end your measly life right now
Bigga: Avenue, don't mess with our leader, because he's on the edge
Avenue: Fuck this colony, you bitches is chumps, il stomp you
With Avenue leaving into the wilderness, nothing knows of his return
SCENE 2
While the first group were bitterly arguing over being on the island, it was a different situation in another part.
Multi: Do not pass go, do not collect £200
The tiger stared at Multi through it's angered eyes as Multi held a rather large rock in his palm
Oblivion: Be careful..one wrong movement could be your very last
Multi throws the rock towards Oblivion
Oblivion: Are you sure...Clusion wouldn't want his cakes being wasted like that
Multi: Shut up ya fairy, and throw the cunt
Oblivion stares down the tiger as it stares back at him, until he throws the rock, hitting the tiger on the head
Multi: I think it's dead
The tiger is tearing into Oblivion
Multi: Oh shit
He runs at the tiger screaming, but it manages to run off into the wilderness
Oblivion: I could have died then
Clusion: The freshest batch from home...dear dear
Multi: We need to get going, there are more creatures waiting to get us
The group, along with EssTee, Saracan and Genesis ran through the wild unaware of what
was to come next, until they all came to the edge of a small cliff..and at the bottom there was nothing
apart from a group of lions growling up at them
Oblivion: Jesus, we're gonna die
Clusion: No we're not..EssTee, pull a cake from my bag
Genesis was the wised leader, he knew where exactly to throw from
EssTee threw the cake hard at the lions after listening to Genesis. The cake broke into pieces
killing the whole group.
EssTee: So what did you think of my drop
Genesis: It was ok, too much filler...could have used a Multi
Multi: You evil bastards
Clusion: There's no time to waste, we have to jump
Saracan: Go ahead, il go in another direction, to find more survivors
Saracan hugs the group and runs away..and trips over a rock
Clusion: Oops
The group had now managed to reach the bottom of the cliff and ran through another small wooded area
before setting up a camp
Multi: Ahh, this is the life...i wonder if Oblivion feels the same
Oblivion: Blimey, these snakes are fast..i can't catch them
Genesis runs at the snakes but they scatter away
Oblivion: There goes lunch
Multi: There goes the nice life
Clusion: There goes my lunch too
It's later on, and so the group decide to play a game of Monopoly
EssTee: You owe me a £100 mate
Multi: I don't think so, Old Kent Road is mine
EssTee: No, i bought it off you, remember?
Genesis: It's better to invest in the water works
Multi rolls a 7 on the dice and moves his finger seven spaces
Clusion: That tickles
Genesis: Lay still!
Multi: Oh i quit this game, anyway i i think it's time we went to sleep
Genesis: Everyone to bed..now
The group withdraw and decide to go to sleep
SCENE 3
While the second group have succesfully ended a day alive, the third group are in
a more life threatening ordeal deep in the forest, as they stumble a cross a cave
that leads deep into the underground
Kronologik: Wow, i've never actually found nothing like this before
Breezy: Like, who cares..let's go and check it out
Kronologik: So if i said to you that there were ghosts and bears and demons there, you'd still go in
Breezy: Of course i would, i love exploring big things
DraS: Shut the fuck up already and get in
DraS uses his magical nagging powers to move Breezy and Kronologik inside the cave
Kronologik: It smells in here
Avenue: Fuck yo nose
The group jump back
DraS: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
Avenue: Welcome to my hood, we be keepin shit tight up in here
The group move forward to see Avenue looking rough
Breezy: Where did you get to, and why are you smelling already
Avenue: Them skunk bitches ain't havin none of Avenue, they just blew in my face n shit
Breezy: Kinda like the time we...
Kronologik: Fuck, the reunion..let's explore..there may be treasure down here
The group all step into Ave's droppings. Each squashing into their shoes
Avenue: My bad, but a kid gotta dump when he gotta dump
DraS: Whatever, let's go
DraS leads his small but already crazy group into the deep cave, where the walls were becoming
more restricted at each step. They came about a small bend which left them more room to breathe
and so not much later found the bottom of the cave full of water, and a family of crocodiles.
Avenue: Oh shit...i been pissin in this muhfucka
Kronologik: I can see glimpses of treasure right over there, but how do we get past the the crocs
Breezy: It was on the discovery channel ones, about crocs enjoy eating humans
DraS: We need to get across fast, cuz we're gonna die right here cuz we don't have food, and it stinks like fuck
Kronologik throws Breezy to the crocs so the rest of the group can get to the other side
Breezy: Ahhhhh!!!, help!!!!, ahhhhhh!!!
Kronologik: We'll come back for you
DraS: The treasure is right inside that room, now if anyone asks...we found it
Kronologik: But we have found it
DraS: No..we're stealing it from the guy from up above
Avenue: But you said you found it
DraS: We did, but we PRETEND we found it, when we've really STOLEN it
Kronologik runs into the room and comes out with 2 handfuls of gold
Kronologik: This could get my record company up and running
DraS runs in and comes out with 2 handfuls
DraS: This can get me a new car and a new house
Avenue runs in and doesn't come back out. DraS and Kronologik run in and find Avenue
stuffing his pockets full of the gold.
Kronologik: What are you doing!?
Avenue: I'm gettin me some new Timbs
The walls begin to shake violently as they proceed to talk about being millionaires when they get home
Avenue: Let's get the fuck out of here
DraS: Well duh!
Kronologik: The exit is near, hurry
Kronologik runs back to get Breezy and carries her out of the water
and so they all run for the exit and just about manage to escape