that u boned....


cmon on yall....

home....

in my neighbors back yard

late at night on the beach in tha water

in a bin

Lmaoooooooo

THAT YOU BONED, ahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahah did ya'll read this shit ahahhahahahahhahahahaa aint no way you beatin pussy up and gettin in some guts when you use words like boned ahhahahahahaha

On the motorway, in a wheelbarrow.

^^^ r yoo serious?... in a wheelbarrow.. i dotn even knoe wut that is... haha that IS weird


my house... haha nothing weird, i keep it clean on a bed.. seriously haha

Originally posted by milkcrate
THAT YOU BONED, ahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahah did ya'll read this shit ahahhahahahahhahahahaa aint no way you beatin pussy up and gettin in some guts when you use words like boned ahhahahahahaha



hmm wut do yoo call it?

when yoo did the naughty naughty..

the wink wink?
the sinful action

hahah.. seriously... not many ways of saying it... either fucked, or boned... i dont knoe wut yur talkin bout milkcrate

just say fucc you 11 year old white coy

walking home from a night out with my woman...jumped in an unlocked car and starteed goin for it aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa

Originally posted by sNiFa{DubSS}
.. not many ways of saying it... either fucked, or boned...

kinda included that kiddo

in the bathroom while her brothers and sisters were in the next room

^^^^ hahaahahah daymn


wouldve been hard if she was a screamer.. shiit...wut would be yur excuse?


*damn..i must be constipated, dont mind it *brothers name* n *sisters name*"

haha

^^lol



naw she was cool....but until i REALLY started fukkin....



she was callin my name out while her homegurl and her husband was there

^^^haha crazy man... lol

*high five* lmao


haha.. and her husband?? daymn... crazie ish... hope yoo can take him out, unless ya did or he took yoo out lol... either way.. it was a good fuck..

In A Car while in tha mall parking lot

in a grass alley inside my moms car.......:D

on the back of a bus and the the metro (like the subway), in a parking lot (but not in a car)

Lmao at Animate.....

erm...lets see....in a field probs weirdest .....then there is just the bed.....lol

In a janitors closet while I was wearing disco fish shoes and spitting chewing tobacco. She was wearing her fake leg and wooden teeth. We fucced so hard I knocced over the tree clippers and cut off her real leg. It was so good we didnt stop and than she ripped off my fish net stocking cap and than I killed her and left.

^^lol

^^ lmfao.. wut a crazy world yoo live in milkcrate

^^word......lmao....

well since i get it everyday there have been a lot of weird places;

for e.g.

on top of photocopiers etc.

Lmfao @ Milkcrate :p

And Hax what is this about field's!!??!!

He's joking. Joker. He could never do it in a field.

By field, he means farm. And I'll leave you all to guess what kind of animal it was...

LMAO!! Sheep!! ;) lol..heh jus playin..

^^lol.....fag.....lol


just an open field ....not farm.....just a field....



look at ya-self with the Wheel-Barrow......were u too fat and u would have broken bed or summit...so the guy put u in a wheel-barrow.....lmao........j/p........

LOL @ B-Real.

LOL @ Hax.

Lmao.

Lmao!! I was taking the piss Hax. You're a nutter!

you were drinkin the piss? yeah.. your a nutter.

Originally posted by Ras-Kass
you were drinkin the piss?

Now that's some hyperbole. "I was taking the piss" << Figure of speech!

Drinkin piss aint good y'knuh.

^^lol...........i were only messing around too

the weirdest place i have done stuff was at MERVYN'S & DILLARD'S.... in the dressing rooms.

In my left hand...it's weird considering I'm right handed.

lmmfao....

ROFLMAO...


Um...WOW!Lick ups some old ish

I havn't, but I done shit on a couch at school...

In my left hand...it's weird considering I'm right handed.


^^ lmmfao... lmmfao.. lmfao... I seriously laughed at ^^.. damn!!.. lol

Haha, me too...

on top of the counter at a jack in the box she was workin there the whole night her co-worker called in sick (& no one came in) so we was fuckin like mad dogs... i had jumbo jacks for like a week and a half after that night

hmm...probably on a half pipe at a skatepark...

*sighs*
I confess. One day I got some knowledge behind some church :(

^^blasphemy!!!!!...:o

i fucked a homoless person in a dumpster once...and her ex-boy friend we call him Mr. Recycle bin cuz thats were he lives...tried to square off on my so i stole his ham sandwich and ran

^^lmao!...............

yea wuts really funny is....


its true

weirdest place i fucked would have to be in a bathroom at at party..other than that been at my girls house in her moms bed...i hate her mom..( leave her a present in the sheets )

haha turkey sandwitch with extra mayonze

terrible children

Ive been called a nun... so I dont do much of anything, anywhere :( ... anymore

its ok, ur ppbly just ugly

i guess it would have to be in an elevator at this place i use to stay

at work in the front office.................(had ta sleep over for special event)

its ok, ur ppbly just ugly


lmmfao!!!!!!!!

In the middle of the forest right after the rain... I HIGHLY recomend you DONT try this...the mosquitos were maaaaad viscious. My ass looked like cottege cheese after I was done. Def. not worth the pain...

In my left hand...it's weird considering I'm right handed.


LMMFBAO........ that shit was funny.. fuck what yall think!!^^^^

........^^Rapdome...

All I Have To Say..

What is a Rapdome??.. Is it another Rap Site...?! :confused:

you cybered at rapdome?...

wow how real is that?

No Someone stole My Identity, Virts, Multiplexed, and D-Illar 1 on there..!!

I couldnt believe what I saw.. :( It really makes me look Bad,.. I almost wanna get rid of my Name Rellik, because of this... smh

At work, on a Saturday.
Got paid overtime!!!!!

O.K im ashamed 2 say this but i have a few :(
1- on the balcony behind my b/f beach house that was directly facin the beach at 3 in the evenin
2-on the life guard stand 1 nite at the beach
3-in the RR at chuck e cheese
4-while i was playin "hide n seek" with my niece thankfully she was 5 so she stood hiding for hours :D

IM TO ASHAMED TO CONTINUE............

Ya'll some funny muh fucka's....... Here some.......

1- Lost my virginity on a Four Wheeler in my neighbors garage.

2- On the 18th green at a golf course (Random drunk sex)

3- On top of my high school during field day

4- In the back of a snow covered Cavalier. (It was so fucking cold, but the bitch was too fine. My nuts were so cold they were the size of pistachios.)

5- Got my dick sucked by my manager when I worked at a shoe store in the stock room. That hoe could suck a golf ball through a garden house.

6- 2 Random chicks in the back of a Ford Ranger at a rest stop when I drove from Detroit to Tampa Bay.

7- Fucked my boys older sister next to him while he was passed out drunk on his bed. Finished, pulled my dick out and slapped him in the forhead with it.

8- On the beach in Myrtle Beach. Don't recommend this cause I had sand stuck to my ass for like a week.

9- And the one person who said something about in the woods after it rained. Yeah, did that during summer camp and holy fuck, I had so many fucking misquitto(Spelling) bites on my ass I couldn't sit down for a week.

10- With a stewardess on a flight from Anchorage AK to Chicago IL.



Thats all I got. I recommend the Mile High club. It makes flying much more exciting.

on a gravestone.

^^îsshh dat aint normal anymore..Imao..



in a basement when i was high

^ lol yea, it hurt....................her arse!!

^^lol Im not talkin bout hurting her ass, Im talking bout the dead people....

lol well at least the dead people have no eyes!!

lmmfao... a grave????.... r u fuckin serious.....lol....




wow.....

In A Mcdonald's bathroom, staniding over a puddle of piss...

In a tree(I advise you not to try it)

At my little cousin's B-Day party(I haven't visited them since because I got caught)

At a gas station

weight bench at my sista's
broke into a pool at like 2 in da mornin n did it on tha divin board
on tha bleachers at my ol high school
n once on da hood of my car n tha parkin lot of jacobs field...
~its on

oops...
~its on

At my little cousin's B-Day party(I haven't visited them since because I got caught)


llmfao........................that is embaressing

Hotel Room in the bathrooom with my parents sleeping next door.

Couch....at home...oh no but not just any couch anymore being i left the nut there and my sister (24 years old) and her b/f sat in it :P

Bathroom at a Santana Concert.

Oscar's trash can at seasame place

^^^Oh yeah? How about...

With three midgets while re-entering the atmosphere.

Oh yeah! Fuck that.

Halftime show at the Retarded Olympics on Home And Garden TV. At Madison Square Garden.

Ha! Let's try...

After hiking up Everest I fucked the Abominable Snowman (who's androgynous) BDSM-style, tied up a camera crew and made them watch.

I got that covered.

I went to Mars and saw four big headed martians and ear fucked them right in front of the most viewed satellite by every Army in the world.

I think I've just lost. :(