Here is few ive read :

Don't eat the mints in the urinals !

Written on the bottom of the door:
Beware limbo dancing homosexuals

Flush twice the canteen is downstairs?

p.s , when you have to go you have to go so dont pretend you have never used a public toliet!

in my school there are several stalls where people wrote

' george bush don't care about black people' and than another person wrote ' no he doesn't and another person goes ' he hates both' lol

"Jim Was Here"

One at my school said over a urinal

"Why are you reading this when the joke is in your hand?"

http://www.outhousegraffiti.com/cigarette.jpg

^^ lmao nice

http://www.outhousegraffiti.com/cigarette.jpgthats a good one.

"these walls actually have glory holes"

^I swear i ran out after seeing that.

if you need to buy weed, call this number 555-5555

it went something like that.

"If you can read this, then you are taking a shit"

Place I used to work at had like a mini war of words goin on between the Asians and the whites who worked there, every time I went in there was sumthin new, AK boys they called emselves, Multi's friends probably hahaha. I stayed well out of it man.

"Tony is a fat spam"

For some reason that one made me laugh, Tony being the team leader and all.

"If you're reading this, you're probably pissing on your shoes"

there was writing in a tiny font in a corner .. it said " you are now at a 45 degree angle " ..

^ That's not funny!

Pseudonym, lmao. I know what you mean. When I used to work at Morissons there always used to be war of the toilet words, went something like "Fuck all you white mans!", then another note beneath it saying "Fuck off Osama!"...

Made for great reading.

Hey NY, I wanna join your fanclub!

http://www.brezice.com/sala/pic16671_0904_2.jpg

i smeared take crack and worship the devil with my own shit on my bath room walls. i found it hillarious. locked my self in and laughed for hours. my mum didnt like it