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No hate/dickryding/crew votes
Explained votes only
only those with more than 50 posts can vote
3-0 is tko
otherwise first to 5


I'll spit first good luck

Checking in with a freestyle

*************Warm Up*******************
Funky M....Ill melt "like an M and M" in my hand
Jump out the Caravan....Hand stamp an imprint on a can.....


*************Main event is upcoming**********

With this short verse, i'll spit few curse, and lyrical bullets that
impact-like-gats-on-RIPall that, makin you leave in a hearse//

I smoke herbs,i'll rip ya lungs from ya chest, shrink them leavin ya 'short' of breath, like asphixiating ashmatics
this'll easily choke ya to death//

i'll kill you in steps, like watching elephants pissing you don't want to mess wit my flow, your ma should know
the bitch was beggin for my flow like a living urinal//

like Bush when he invaded iraq, theres no need for my massive attack, you can't punch back,
your a lyrical fag your wrists cant support your fists so you fight-with-slaps//

my punches are like LAN they always connect, and break necks, you could only get higher marks than me if this
was an AIDs test//

There ya go booooy. Good luck

Give me til 11:00am eastern...This writing block is killing me....

ok

Realize I am a connected “Wise Guy” running highly-debated-crimes in a sky rise with Mafia-related-ties

Ill stash and end ya life.... “Like a 2 time convicted felon talking trash” losing the crack of his a$$ twice

I’ll have ya-talking-with-lisp…and walking-with-a-limp…And ya still talking giberissshhhh.

Ya flows are sinthetic “Breakable” like ceramics…I crack and detach the back of your jaw and connect them backwards into the Altantic

Ya blew the opportunity…Ill have you losing ya community.. for ya lyrics I have immunity….Deceased rapper ya soon to be…..

Peep how I’ll rig this voting battle…Rattle Funky M without using ammo…This untalented rapper gets tkoed…Ya better off singing high notes….







Hey Funky M, I just deleted 2 bars....You can add a bar...I wasnt sure how these bars werewrote but F*** it....

Explanations:

Wise Guy- Mafia on OZ episodes

Singing high note---Ill make him become an R + B artist



Ceramics are ornaments that are very easily breakable...
more explanations. Senthetic means fake or immitation

*****I way destroy his rhymes easy because he is a studio gangster....****



I crack and detach the back of your jaw and connect them backwards into the Altantic

****I will shatter his jaw into a few seperate pieces...Them group all the peices up (join them together in a bag) and cast them into the ocean


Because when a jaw or mouth is seperated, it is easier to connect them randomly place them in a bag "backwardly" than to put then in the original form...It would take days to put it piece in the correct order.....

Crack and detach


Basically, I will break apart (or crack his jaw)...Now that it is crack, we can assume it is in pieces but still hanging on by "threads". Now I can detach the bones apart with some sort of object...

A nice 8 bars there, but what the hey, lets get some votes in

K mate, i'm not bothered about adding a bar, nice verse

Originally posted by RIPallthat

Ya flows are sinthetic “Breakable” like ceramics…I crack and detach the back of your jaw and connect them backwards into the Altantic


Can ya explain this please? I dont understand it

Ceramics are ornaments that are very easily breakable...
more explanations

Senthetic means fake or immitation

*****I way destroy his rhymes easy because he is a studio gangster....****

I crack and detach the back of your jaw and connect them backwards into the Altantic

****I will shatter his jaw into a few seperate pieces...Them group all the peices up (join them together in a bag) and cast them into the ocean

Since when does connect them backwards, mean join them in a bag? But fair enough

OK. How about crack and detach?

Originally posted by funk_M
Since when does connect them backwards, mean join them in a bag? But fair enough

Because when a jaw or mouth is seperated, it is easier to connect them randomly place them in a bag "backwardly" than to put then in the original form...It would take days to put it piece in the correct order.....

Crack and detach


Basically, I will break apart (or crack his jaw)...Now that it is crack, we can assume it is in pieces but still hanging on by "threads". Now I can detach the bones apart with some sort of object...

I meant the fact that you said it means put them in a bag, but i'm not bothered. Votes

Yeah, basically it is faster to just randomly put bones in a bag "backwards or with no order"


Upping for votes

My vote goes to Funk_M.....He basicaly won because he

1. was understandable
2. had harder punches and some comedy factor
3. And was consistent with flows from beginning to end

RIPallthat seemed to have nice multi's but that was about it!!

Vote: Funk_M

cheers ff
1-0

Thanks for the vote Frank...

Your up (0-1)...

Upping for more votes....

Hmmmmm...
Im not totally sure, but from what I've seen it seems that RIP bit his verse. Explanation:

1. He posted 8 bars instead of 5, then deleted 2 of them and said "I wasnt sure how these bars werewrote but F*** it...." - very strange

2. His spelling/typing, whichever it is, is pretty poor in general. In his sig he spells spit as spitt, he spelt synthetic as "sinthetic" in his verse and then "senthetic" when tryin to explain the line and he manages to spell words like detach, opportunity and deceased in his verse with no problems.
I mean, the explanation "I way destroy his rhymes easy because he is a studio gangster" doesnt make sense to me. Nor does "Blah....wrote shit I ever wrote but F*** it...." Yet he has no serious problems in his verse. Hmmm

3. I asked him to explain "Crack and detach". He said:
"Basically, I will break apart (or crack his jaw)...Now that it is crack, we can assume it is in pieces but still hanging on by "threads". Now I can detach the bones apart with some sort of object..."
It may just be coincidence (or not) that crack and detach means something totally different. It is meant to be linked to the ceramic part, but he doesnt realise this and makes it out to be cracking and detaching his jaw and bones or whatever. Go to this site http://www.digiserve.com/kazoo/GLASS.HTM and look at the 4th line to see what I'm talking about. The original verse writer, in my opinion, used "crack and detach" as wordplay on to link in with the ceramics.

4. "Losing the crack of his a$$ twice" - why spell ass as "a$$" and why lose it twice? This is the first time you've ever spoken to each other, let alone battled each other. It would make more sense if you had beaten him before

It may just be coincidence, but I think that his verse is bitten. If it isnt, then I apologise for accusing you. But it was too suspicious for me not to say anything. What does everyone else think? Read the whole thread before you decide

Vote- funk_M

Better wordplay and better punches.... His flow was nice 2.... Rip had better multies but it wasnt enough.... Tight battle tho...

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like Bush when he invaded iraq, theres no need for my massive attack, you can't punch back,
your a lyrical fag your wrists cant support your fists so you fight-with-slaps//

Nah B real.....This was off the top of the doom...Believe me...I had writers block and I know this was the "wackest shit I wrote to date"...But I didnt bite this off anyone....I didnt have time to check the words that I typed...But assume what you want....

If I wanted to bite I would have chosen something a lot better.

He is a copy of my entire brainstorming to think of something:

Realize I am a connected “Wise Guy” running highly-debated-crimes in a sky rise with Mafia-related-ties
Ill stash and end ya life. “Like a 2 time convicted felon talking trash” losing the crack of his a$$ twice
I’ll have ya-talking-with-lisp…and walking-with-a-limp…And ya still talking giberissshhhh.
Ya flows are sinthetic “Breakable” like ceramics…I crack and detach the back of your jaw and connect them backwards into the Altantic
Ya blew the opportunity…Ill have you losing ya community.. Your lyrics I have immunity….Deceased rapper ya soon to be…..
Peep how I’ll rig this voting battle…Rattle Funky M without using ammo…This untalented rapper gets tkoed…Ya better off singing high notes….
I Punk’d the act of this chump “offed him in da back with pump whilest he taking a dump”
Funk was played out in the 70s….Elevate the lyrics…Still wont get ahead of me…
Don’t come as a surprise “
This soon to be artist is battling me with styles nothing new to me
Ill go to brunch..Snap ya bone til it crunch…Then munch on it til I



No one would write this wak shit....If any verse I bitten, I will

forfeit and Funky M wins...

Your up (0-2) now Funky M...I cant believe ppl accussing me off cheating....

How u explain the "crack and detach" line? Its to do with ceramic tiling, and is wordplay, but you didnt pick up on it. Surely you should be able to explain your own material?

dude ceramics is also like persolin....The stuff china doll are made out off...(Ceramic is Not only used in tiles--It is use in breakable toys) I thought you would know this. I was using that in that sense...Dam man stop busting my chops

I guess Im going back to poetry...Nice battle anyways Funky M...Next time Ill use little words so people can understand it....

Thanks for voting pac, 2-0, good looking out

Then why didnt you explain it that way when you were asked? You strange man. You said it was used as wordplay on the cracking of his jaw and the detaching of his bones. But now you say its to do with ceramic china dolls. The fact is, you didnt pick up on your own wordplay, only after I pointed it out did you start to research into it.

What are you talking about man????I explained every word down to a "T"....Look at all my old lyrics and my poems...They all have hidden messages...Im sorry you cant understand them but dam man...this is riduculous...
I am one of the most original on the site...Ask any of my opponents...I wish I could freestyle and prove it to you



Congradulations Funk M---You have now made me retire...

"What are you talking about man????" sums up how much you dont understand about the verse you bit.

Well the battles not over yet RIP, and don't blame me for B-real!

^^ Forced me to do it :D j/k

No I understand him though...i should be able to explain my lines...I dont blame anyone for anything...I just thought I explained my words well even though my verse sucked...I already lost to Ancient and dont mind losing. Im not making any excuses either...If you win, you are better plain and simple....

Props man

OK, fair enough. I cant prove you bit anyway, its just an assumption. Carry on voting people, 2-0 to funk_m so far

thanks B real...i just wish you believed me though...If I ever decide to bite, it will be from someone good...Not $hit like this

LMFAO....

vote:Funk_M
Explanation:
Flow:Funk
Punches:Funk
Multis:RIP
Wordplay:Funk

Pretty good battle, but Funk_M took this one. My favorite line was "my punches are like LAN they always connect, and break necks, you could only get higher marks than me if this
was an AIDs test"

peace

U got it Funk KO nice battle...

I now quit battling for a while...................

Thanks for the vote mouse....

cheers for the vote

Nice battle, shame about the retirement

well.. no need to go on if ppl accuse me of cheating and biting and I have to explain every dam word...Nice win..Laters