View Full Version : Funk M vs. Wrestlefever


ScorpionDeathlock
06-19-2003, 04:26 PM
U make the rules

ScorpionDeathlock
06-19-2003, 04:38 PM
Ya act like ya cant accept a challenge
Im coming back but this aint no nonsense
Ya flow is wak and nothing ya can do to hurt me
Ya flow is slow it actin like ya got harpees
Use one of the weakest MCs on the mic
I may die tonight But ya dying twice
Never mind making these lyrics long
Im going to your house in time to meet ya moms

funk_M
06-19-2003, 06:34 PM
yo man, at least tell me before you set it up
I'll spit by the end of tommorrow.

I'll just do 5 bars
explained votes, no hate no crew no dickrydin
no rookie votes
3-0 is tko
otherwise first to five

funk_M
06-19-2003, 07:55 PM
fuck it i've been inspired. And i guess you'll come out with your proper rhyme after i drop.

Wrestlefever, your only malady is for grapplin wit cocks, you jack off to jocks-in-tube-socks, i'm king of the streets, you're cock-whore-for-the-block//

ya verse caused me shock,your disses must be subliminal and discrete,making a verse that wack is no mean feat, i burn rhymes, n like ali wit a torch you can't handle the heat// (great great man - ali)

punches of concrete, they shatter-ya-jaw, rearrange ya face like a jacko jig-saw, lyrically like your boyf i leave ya ass bruised-n-raw//

you can't settle the score, i create a composition-of-fiction, leadin to destruction-n-dereliction, of your rhymes and position, like contestin h.mills in ass kicking, it aint a competition// *

funk will be winning, i blow mics, you blow domina-strap-on dykes,you need to elevate your rhymes - this loss will help ya write, i'll beat you for your sake, you'll be the tina to my ike//

there ya go

* H.mills=heather mills, Paul mccartneys new wife, she has a prosthetic leg.

I haven't highlighted all the wordplay and shit, i give you guys some credit lol. Either uppin for votes or waitin for wrestlefever to drop a real verse

Lisa16
06-20-2003, 09:38 AM
OK..Funk M won easily. WrestleFever you had no wordplay or even any hard punches in there..your verse was extremely simplistic. Funk had nice multi's goin' on, not that much wordplay, but some very nice lines, nice vocab and a nice flow, winnin' this battle easily.

I like the jack-jig-saw line, too.

My vote - Funk M

UPPiN

funk_M
06-20-2003, 04:27 PM
uppin

J.P.
06-20-2003, 04:40 PM
thats funny that wasn't even a battle do i have to a explain

Funk- Knocked his ass out...* no beef wrestle( bring it harder)

J.P.
06-20-2003, 04:41 PM
vote- FUNK-M

funk_M
06-20-2003, 04:47 PM
cheeaz 2-0

funk_M
06-20-2003, 06:13 PM
uppin this shit

funk_M
06-20-2003, 07:09 PM
votes anyone?

Elldawg
06-20-2003, 07:14 PM
yo funk got tha shit knocked out of him, wrestlefever won this by fa, just kiddin, funk won this shit very easy

funk_M
06-20-2003, 07:41 PM
ha, cheers, i was expectin wrestlefever to post a real verse but blah anyway.

3-0 ko

ScorpionDeathlock
06-25-2003, 01:51 PM
Dam...that wasnt my real verse but Oh well...Im not cryin

funk_M
06-25-2003, 01:55 PM
Yeh i thought it might not be, it seems to be a little tactic you've got. Anyway, no beef, but next time could you pm me before setting up the thread?

ScorpionDeathlock
06-25-2003, 02:06 PM
Yeah sure...I dont have internet at home...I have to run to the library before i can post anything....I lost like 5 battles in a row...Oh welll....Nice verse cause ya would have killed me anyways...