1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
4. Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
8. Contractions aren't necessary.
9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
10. One should never generalize.
11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
13. Don't be redundant; don't more use words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
14. Profanity sucks.
15. Be more or less specific.
16. Understatement is always best.
17. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20. The passive voice is to be avoided.
21. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
22. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
23. Who needs rhetorical questions?

yes, and dont be another junked out untalented lil jon on the scene or its only gonna get worse in the U.S.
and im gonna kill myself if i hear another recycled same ol club track everyone seems to be putting out.
Take it back to the eighties when hip hop was REAL.

yes, and dont be another junked out untalented lil jon on the scene or its only gonna get worse in the U.S.
and im gonna kill myself if i hear another recycled same ol club track everyone seems to be putting out.
Take it back to the eighties when hip hop was REAL.

wat are u talkin bout

youre obviously a lil toy if you dont understand what im saying, commercial hip hop needs to stop and i thought thats what you were saying but obviously not. you must be another fifty cent hugging whore

lmao..

youre obviously a lil toy if you dont understand what im saying, commercial hip hop needs to stop and i thought thats what you were saying but obviously not. you must be another fifty cent hugging whore


i post somethin on a Comedy Board and yo dumbass come in here talkin bout dam real hip hop. i feel wat u sayin but just fuckin reply to wat i posted. dumbass nigga.
FUCKA

hiphop was at it's best during the late 80's early 9's cause thats when ppl had a actual cause to rap and now nebody thinks they can just put out a record and it is fuckin stuff up for the real artist

Ahaha, I don't think anyone but me, has understood the funny side yet =D

Either i'm a wanna-be nerd, or just weird enough to understand shit that's pretty much a mindfuck to the simple minded.

Anyways...

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
14. Profanity sucks.
15. Be more or less specific.
16. Understatement is always best.
17. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
23. Who needs rhetorical questions?


Lol.

.Lol.

ah i see haha
i forgot it was comedy
all good:shifty:

Hahaha I thought those were funny as fuck, musta took a while to think of so many...

ud hav to be a complete idiot not to notice them, either that or ur not paying attention