Can...

You use the phrase "talk with one hand."
You Shop naked
You Misspell a laugh
Everyone look the same.
A white kid rap and be given a fair chance.

These are just a couple off the top of my head. Post some of your own.

Thread was made for comical and informational purposes.

funny, but true. should be funny to see some responses to this.

Only on the internet you can...

- Masterbate chronically to any and everything without having to awkwardly buy porno mags at Barnes & Nobles
- Pretend to people about anything
- Make yourself look like a fool by posting "emo" things in your AIM profile
- Talk with the same person on more than 3 differnet types of medians (AIM, Myspace, Yahoo, MSN, Xanga...)
- You post wack rhymes and beats, and someone out somewhere might slightly like them
- Act gangsta against someone in another country when your a pussy
- You post a picture knowing you will be insulted
- You post a picture of a black person and someone compares it to DraS
- You can find 10,000,000 photos of white kids from the 'burbs in baby blue attire
- Find the dumbest and smartest people on the world

Damn, I'm having too much fun with this, I'll post more later...

i agree, you can meet the most stupidest person in the world, n also the exact opposite...

where you can enter a chatroom, and conversate with robots

take on a totally different alias

Shop naked
Lol..I'm guilty.

I don't have anything mildly humorous to add to the thread so . . .

smh @ dis thread

Suck ass in rapping but create your own website called indie hiphop XL that nobody gives a fuck about and thinkk that you are the shit. When really all you are is a homo Shit face......

be a rapper from the UK, bite the whole U.S. style of rappin, and get positive recognition for it.

A white kid rap and be given a fair chance.

^.......:mad:

I Hate Black/White Jokes About Rap...Does Color Really Matter?

Yes, especially if you have boy george in your sig and you only keystyle because you sound like a girl.

^Lmfao. Still Bitter About Our Battle?

Only on the internet can you...

be referred to by everyone as SexyHotChocolateThunder03

see 800 billion pictures of that white bitch breezy. Everyone be quiet, I sense the pink font coming for a response!!!

^Or Nico Defending Her...

Sit in a college dorm somewhere and write rhymes about slinging crack and blastin gats

Only on the Internet...

Can someone be spared the psychological torment of BKBrawla's ugliness, unless you want to see it.. :confused:

...Can you buy a book on how to battle sex addiction and a large box of condoms in the same store (Amazon)

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/mrswift420/roosesig1copy.jpg

^^*laugh* @ The entirely white crew with one black guy stickin' out like your stomach.

No,
Actually it's two white guys, 3 black guys, an asian, two girls, and a latino...



These haters are snakes...

^^ i was listen to your song snakes you sound like necro...

be a rapper from the UK, bite the whole U.S. style of rappin, and get positive recognition for it.

woooooooooooooooooo!!:D

^Or Nico Defending Her...


Haha, I can't go anywhere without seeing someone saying my name...

be white an say nigga....
only on the internet u can be truthfully be gay an not feel bad
u can by penis enlargements
cyber with fat chicks
u can masterbate to ur true pleasures horses,dogs, any other barn house animal lmfao for u sick fucks
o
AN HAVE convos like this lmfao

I first thought your name was "snickers bar".

i'm bored:(

Only on tha net

do you see substandard rappers hating on a whole race of people 'cos of there own insecurities
is a black person automatically "hood"
is a white person automatically "tralier trash"
can average emcees live like heros from a few dickriders
can i find enough porn to stifle my cravings
can EZ say "Hovi Baby>Hola Hovito" and not get lynched
you'll find over analytical fags moaning how one country "bites" anothers style or envies another country in order to get some kind of recognition

Only on the internet can i use MSN

Haha, I can't go anywhere without seeing someone saying my name...

I understand =[

^^ Lol @ your usertitle!

^.......:mad:

I Hate Black/White Jokes About Rap...Does Color Really Matter?personally, no. but obviously according to society, yes.

Jay learn to call me..I know you have my number...

word......Only on the internet people talk shit to ...Metro... and dont get hit in they mouth

Only on the internet does everyone get to bust a nut on Jessica Alba

wrong.........lol

^ No..You bust ya nut to cartoons, wern't it?

^^You forgot "hardcore".

Aw..comeon u can't put him down like that! His perfectly normal..

Cept for when a guy buys Lesbian Weekly...He'll grab tha Radioactive Man Part IV comic 'strip'.

Only on the internet does everyone get to bust a nut on Jessica Alba<<Has busted many a nut to Jessica Alba.

^^^^Shit I hit her with the Acorn Buckshot on a daily basis. But shhh cuz the squirrels get jealous.

Only on the internet can a little boy look like a man

^^Wonders who she's speaking on.

^ No..You bust ya nut to cartoons, wern't it?
*Dies*=))....its perfectly normal

^^Wonders who she's speaking on.


obviosly me

and fuck u Dani 4 neg reppin me.....

It's obvious it's not obvious if it wasn't obvious to me.

yea that shit was pretty obvious

speakin of obvious...Dani, I aint gotta use inna-net to make someone thatz not me on here...
what u see me typin is all me, no gimmicks, no bs, nothin aint fake here......im the same way in real life as i am on any board so get used 2 it

You insecure bastard
I wasnt talking about just you, so stfu. Faggot.

You insecure bastard
I wasnt talking about just you, so stfu. Faggot.

like thats sposed to mean somthin, quit wastin words...

so my fuckin bad, not my fuckin problem