A Blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all commited the same crime. They all killed somebody. They were going to be executed. The redhead get's up there and they say "Ready, Aim, any last words?" She said "Hurricane!" They looked and she ran. They say well, that's just one person.
The Brunette get's up there and they say "Ready, aim, any last words?" the brunette says "Tornado!" They looked and she ran. They say well, that's just two. The blonde get's up there and they say "Ready,aim, any last words?" She says "Fire!" and they shot her

i Hate You!!!!!!

Not bad.

Old....

seriously old

Go Home Bitch U Suck!

Old as fuckin' Santa Claus.

That was so old, i could kill myself.. i read your joke and wished you were the blonde. Now if you think that was funny, i advise you to eather kill yourself or find a new pass time. I sujest the first thing though.