alright, some of you may find these lame.. but i don't care..
if you don't know what a chav is.. goto http://www.chavscum.co.uk it might be .com instead of .co.uk.. i can't remember


What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!

How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?

How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!

feel free to add more

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.


lmmfao.....

lol these were cool!

Hahaha pretty funny man, heard one or two before but some new ones to me

police have descovered a new key that opens cars and houses
its called a py-key

my addition to the chav list .. : jaspeyboy .

what do you call a chav in a blender?

mush

con does that meen u liked my joke?

^ yeah something like that ..

lol cool

What username would you pick signing up on a rap board?
-Bigga

^ lmao ..

* reps *

u need to stop fuckin bout and put some gd jokes on

lmao class jokes man...my estate is full of chavs an i despise the no hoping,benefit claiming, thieving, jobless, homeless dickheads who drive around on bikes that they have stolen off your little brother...

The Government have approached the Chav's to ask them if they would like
(on joining a single currency with europe)
to have the currency of the country renamed.
The Chav's have replied that they prefer to keep is as the Giro.
Q: What's the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men.

A: Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A: A Nova seats 4

^^lmao

lol i got some but they all been said :( lol

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.



What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!


those 2 had me laughing man

A: Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A: A Nova seats 4


you forgot the space in the boot, you could easy fit another 2 in there

wats the only time you smile and wink at a chav?
when ya looking down the Barrel of ya shotgun

what is a chav?????

^^ DUHH!!!

Read the first post you fag!