Irate.
04-03-2006, 02:25 PM
copy and pasted from another site..
Introduction!
Throw away that paper bag and get the person of your dreams. Lets face it, were not all good looking. Read this and find out how to hide your terrible affliction. All this in a simple guide at Funky.
Minger World is born
If you're a minger then you could start up minger world. Mingers all over the world would unite in your facilely challenged world and be happy. Mingers would turn into lookers, beautiful people would be teased for there good looks and the king minger with all the sex life would be somebody who looks like a rotten turd which was eaten twice!! If this minger world was made then it would be very effective. Many mingers would try to be more minging in an effort to score.
Make mingers cool
You could try and turn the whole worlds perception of attractiveness into minger cool! This would work beautifully and if you're a real stinker then you would never be alone at 2 in the morning.
Get surgery
A common choice for mingers all over the world. I would not recommend this option because its costs a s**t load of money and at the end of the day, you are who you are. Be proud of your bad looks and show them off to everyone who wishes to see them.
I'm a minger and I'm proud!
Design your own T-shirts saying 'Proud to be a minger' and display them where you see fit. Ask your unattractive friends to form a gang called 'Mingers United' and offer advice and support for mingers across the UK. Maybe one day you would be remembered as the minger on a mission!
You've got mail!
Start with internet dating! Lets face it, everyone knows your a minger if you use the internet to get a date. A very handy way to meet people if their looking to find a minger.
I think therefore I am!
If you think your a minger you probably are! If you have some confidence in yourself then you can date anyone. Prime example, the really attractive people who go out with mingers. We have all seen it when you think to yourself 'why are they going out with that!!'. Well I'll tell you why, its because they ask! Most mingers don't get approached so they have to do it. They get used to it so they do it all the time. Also, most really beautiful people don't get asked out so when the minger and the looker get together then sparks will fly!!
Develop a 'nice personality'
Most mingers are very nice people so use your gift in positive ways. At the end of the day its all down to personality! If you've got the goods then your going to score. Develop your personality to hide your bad looks and get the partner of your dreams.
The paper bag
You could wear a paper bag on your head with a picture of the flimstar of your choice sellotaped to the front. Not a very effective method if you try and pull a sober person at your birthday party.
Last but by no means least, the 10 to 2'er
The last salvation for mingers! The 10 to 2 boogie is what all mingers wait for when their at the clubs. If your going to pull then the time is now! At 10 to 2 down the rest of your drinks and make your way to the dance floor. When you get on the dance floor give it all you got and do the minger boogie. You have just 10 minutes in order to pull so shake that minging bottom and see what you can pickup!! Good luck to all mingers and may the ugly stick be with you!!
Introduction!
Throw away that paper bag and get the person of your dreams. Lets face it, were not all good looking. Read this and find out how to hide your terrible affliction. All this in a simple guide at Funky.
Minger World is born
If you're a minger then you could start up minger world. Mingers all over the world would unite in your facilely challenged world and be happy. Mingers would turn into lookers, beautiful people would be teased for there good looks and the king minger with all the sex life would be somebody who looks like a rotten turd which was eaten twice!! If this minger world was made then it would be very effective. Many mingers would try to be more minging in an effort to score.
Make mingers cool
You could try and turn the whole worlds perception of attractiveness into minger cool! This would work beautifully and if you're a real stinker then you would never be alone at 2 in the morning.
Get surgery
A common choice for mingers all over the world. I would not recommend this option because its costs a s**t load of money and at the end of the day, you are who you are. Be proud of your bad looks and show them off to everyone who wishes to see them.
I'm a minger and I'm proud!
Design your own T-shirts saying 'Proud to be a minger' and display them where you see fit. Ask your unattractive friends to form a gang called 'Mingers United' and offer advice and support for mingers across the UK. Maybe one day you would be remembered as the minger on a mission!
You've got mail!
Start with internet dating! Lets face it, everyone knows your a minger if you use the internet to get a date. A very handy way to meet people if their looking to find a minger.
I think therefore I am!
If you think your a minger you probably are! If you have some confidence in yourself then you can date anyone. Prime example, the really attractive people who go out with mingers. We have all seen it when you think to yourself 'why are they going out with that!!'. Well I'll tell you why, its because they ask! Most mingers don't get approached so they have to do it. They get used to it so they do it all the time. Also, most really beautiful people don't get asked out so when the minger and the looker get together then sparks will fly!!
Develop a 'nice personality'
Most mingers are very nice people so use your gift in positive ways. At the end of the day its all down to personality! If you've got the goods then your going to score. Develop your personality to hide your bad looks and get the partner of your dreams.
The paper bag
You could wear a paper bag on your head with a picture of the flimstar of your choice sellotaped to the front. Not a very effective method if you try and pull a sober person at your birthday party.
Last but by no means least, the 10 to 2'er
The last salvation for mingers! The 10 to 2 boogie is what all mingers wait for when their at the clubs. If your going to pull then the time is now! At 10 to 2 down the rest of your drinks and make your way to the dance floor. When you get on the dance floor give it all you got and do the minger boogie. You have just 10 minutes in order to pull so shake that minging bottom and see what you can pickup!! Good luck to all mingers and may the ugly stick be with you!!