Vote For Your Favorite To Cheat On A Test

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usually just write it on my hand or on a little sheet of paper

does anyone know about the scantrons and chapstick or something?

Off other people, but ususally I dont at all.

Don't need to cheat.

know a way:
take a paper and make it look like a draft
then stick some answers on the right side of the draft looking paper and try
to stick the answers good so we won't notice its sticked
and here you go

second way(could work if wearing jeans,pants etc)
tie some answers around ur leg and hide them under ur sock

^ tying answers around your leg seems awfully hard...

i just mainly write equations and formulas cos i cant remember them

Eassyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Wear a jacket or a long sleeve shirt, get a small paper with answers on it, keep it in ur sleeve,(with ur wrist pressed against it and the shirt, simply slide it out a little (turn ur palm up) and read it, then slip it back in. if a teacher is suspicious, its next to impossible to get caught.

Took the words out my mouth^^^

write on your arm, cover up with sleeve.. or have answers on your phone.. but i know havin a phone is using not allowed so keep it stashed under your desk.. go to saved messages for the answers.. or even the contact list.. cheatsheets were ok.. but when i was at school, the teachers would diliberately leave fake cheetsheats around knowin we;d find them.. then we'd do the whole test wrong.. but the internet is useful for gettin answers beforehand.. and the arm is probably the most reliable in my opinion

Write it on the desk, fold ur hands over it. Fool proof... But I usually don't cheat.

lol i just sit beside my friend (hes a fucking genious) cuz we dont have a seating arrangement, and he just tells me thm along the way, the teachers r like blind or deaf, and some r both =D

usually just write it on my hand or on a little sheet of paper

does anyone know about the scantrons and chapstick or something?
yea i kno about scantrons we got them at my school. But I dont cheat really.

The only class I ever cheat in is german. I just copy the translations on a real small peice of paper (usualy no more than 4 inches by 4 inches) and before the quiz I stick it inbetween the top part of the desk and the support bar under it. When the teacher goes to the computer I slide it out, look at it, then stick it back in. Really pretty easy.

yo i love it in math class u can just wirte on the inside of your calculator...

write in yur hand

cheatsheet

yo i love it in math class u can just wirte on the inside of your calculator...

Fuckin Best Idea Yet. *Reps*

i take cheatsheet for normal tests like tomorrow's.
but for examinations i stuuf everything in my calculator.
we always get controled bfore exam but i put it in a place nobody looks in altough it's pretty much the best spot.

yeh i used to do the calculator one in college..works a treat

get someone to park outside the school in a pizza van and wire a tap up to your ear and get them to give u answers!

^lmao..talking from experience?

lol nah i dont cheat but the question was the best way? and i reckon thats it

Would be a bit expensive.

still the best way tho!

I guess, Keyzie wouldn't be able to do it though cos he's dumb enough that he needs to cheat in the first place.

Damn Yo I dont Cheat West Siiiieede

fail ur test that way they will think u didnt cheat

^ thats the gayest thing iv ever heard ^

i got a way but it depends on wat kinda desk ya'll workin on

If you dont make really really good grades in this class, then cheat yourself to a decent grade. If your known for failing papers and rarley passing papers, then stay just above failing.

However, if you have a decent grade, maybe around a B-C, then stay around that level and miss certain questions on purpose.

If your a C-D student and you make an A-B on a major test, its going to look obvious.
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These are ways I cheated:

Text messaging, when I was in high school it was about 4 of us in on it. Some would be sitting next to the people that knew the shit, and we could text answers. These days, some teachers wont let you use your phone during a test.

You could put the cheat sheet in your locker, or have it on you, Ask to go to the bathroom and get a second look at the answers. and/or (Write the answers right under your fingernail (if they are multipe choice like A or B or C).)

If you sit desk to desk (front to back front to back), tear of a small piece of paper and stick it on the chair in front of you.

Put the answers on a small piece of paper and stick it to the bottom of your shoe.

Wear a loose jacket and put the answers on the inner part. The jacket needs to be pretty baggy so you dont look so obvious looking into your jacket.

Write the answers on your rists, horozontally, and very small. (this is only good if your dark skinned)

If you wear glasses, come into class with your glasses OFF. Have a small cheat sheet inside your classes case. A few minutes after the test starts, pull out the case and WAHLAAHH, take your glasses and glance at the answers your wrote and put your case away casually.

Put a very very small piece of paper on the tounge of your shoe. This is great for A, B, C, D answers, especially if the test is exactly like the study guide.
Act like your scrathing your sweaty feet and each time take a look. They cant touch you so even if the teacher suspects you, he or she cant look in your shoe or tell you to raise your pant leg.

If your in a class room with alot of cool ass people, just pass answers around to each other.

Get up and get a kleenex, glance at the smart kids paper on your way to it.
or, Get up and ask the teacher a question and glance on your way.
or, Throw something away and glance on your way.
or, Sharpen your pencil and glance on your way.
or, Drop your pen considerablly far from your desk and glance on your way to pick it up.
or, (make your phone play a ring tone) and insist you have to take a phone call and glance on the way to the door. While your on the outside, peak at the cheat sheet you made.

there all gay idea's none of them would work

whats gay is, if you say its gay before you try it...smh

i don't normally cheat. but, if i must, i just look at my classmate's papers. none of my teachers think we cheat(a good majority of my school is Asians) so i just look and copy. simple as that.

shove the answers up ya asss

heres the way I did it :
Take a clear pen. . .roll the cheat sheet up and make it to where the answers are showing through the pen. . .and if the teacher manages to walk by you, take another pen out. . .thats the best way right there. . .cause you can stick multiple papers in there, and just keep pulling them out as your done with the answers on the first shee (they actually make a pen just for this reason) and you can buy them at waterbeds n stuff. . .or another store close to that same stuff. . .other than that, theres nothing else really that works

sounds awesome^^

tell ya girl u sick and invite another bitch to yo house this is perfect if u live in a building

gettin up to look at people's answers is a bad way... the moment you get up, teachers stare at you... my teachers always say that there's no walking around, if u hav a question, raise your hand


best thing is just write it on your hand, n if your teacher checks your hand, n use scrap of paper. the bad thing about paper, is that if you do get caught, there's solid evidence

im asian... simple as that

on what site do you find answers for the s.a.t.

Well the best way to cheat is basically cheat off the smart chinse/japense kid... espically if its math "you know they be all smart when it comes to that shit for real"

lol ive done writin on the table i wrote up my arm and put my jumper over it nd then looked and ive sat on my book and moved it fowards a lil as i needed the answers

put it in yo sneaker make it look like cha fixin it

gettin up to look at people's answers is a bad way... the moment you get up, teachers stare at you... my teachers always say that there's no walking around, if u hav a question, raise your hand


best thing is just write it on your hand, n if your teacher checks your hand, n use scrap of paper. the bad thing about paper, is that if you do get caught, there's solid evidence


yeah sometimes, but look, what I said earlier is shit that I got away with cause the class I used to cheat out off, the teacher didnt give a shit if we got up during a test we were seniors.

Usually if u cheat just take it to the grave, dont tell ur boys dont tell ur family dont tell anyone. Just take it to the grave, that way ur girl never finds out...


wait were talkin about school? :)

yeah that too lol^^ I dont know why motherfuckers like to tell after a while, or even worse do it on tv, ol non secret keepin motherfuckers (well, when it comes to relationships anyway)

I voted that I don't cheat...
But in the past I've either written on hand or looked at the person's work beside me.

usually just write it on my hand or on a little sheet of paper

does anyone know about the scantrons and chapstick or something?dosent work. in fact my teacher tried it and it marks ur grades even lower than what u should get....dont try it

well...if u r a girl, slip a note or something attached to ur bra in front and look down ur shirt:P guys.............no clue(i got the idea from funnyjunk) lol

at my school, all we have are scantron tests, and my eyes are good as hell so i can sit 3 desks away and be able to copy them that way, and i must admit that the whole past school year, i cheated on every test/quiz in every single class, except algebra, cuz im actually good at that shit for some reason

but whenever i try to cheat some other way, i always seem to get caught...

I write the answers in a notebook and when it's test time I prop the notebook up acting like I dont want anyone to see my answers then I flip to the page with the asnwers.

in our english exam we were allowed to bring in a dictionary so i just wrote my essay in that. or in maths the calculators we use are programable so you just write shit in them and read it in the test. but the school caught on to that one so now they reset all that calculators, like 300 every few weeks, so like one stupid kid wont be able cheat.

i cheat off other people

Tell your girl your going to 711

in our english exam we were allowed to bring in a dictionary so i just wrote my essay in that. or in maths the calculators we use are programable so you just write shit in them and read it in the test. but the school caught on to that one so now they reset all that calculators, like 300 every few weeks, so like one stupid kid wont be able cheat.
lol thats a good way

The only ways I cheat is copying other people or having a paper with the answers on it.

ima probably cheat until....Monday, January 7, 2064 ( my expected day of death)

taking advantage of the teacher....make her give u an A..................DUH

How about, study for the fucking test, and don't be ignorant and cheat like peasent like bastard ass non-educated pieces of shit?

Woah... Chill out Dras.

We just saying if you were in taht situation where you couldn't possibly study for a test because your grandma passed away and had to visit her overnight 700 kilometers away.

^ban this gay fuck....he does this in every thread

^^ wtf is up with this faggot...get a life cocksuka..

best way to cheat= hav sum1 else do ur test 4 u

be a supermod

the desk..but i usually dont

person next 2 me

actually anyway is fine, as long as you dont get caught

^^ wtf is up with this faggot...get a life cocksuka..

best way to cheat= hav sum1 else do ur test 4 u

this is coming from a kid with eminem in his sig...which means he is most likely white and his name is "NY's Most Wanted"=)) =)) =)) =))
YOU'D BE LIKE A SKINNY KID GOIN UP AGAINST A FAT KID IN AN EATING CONTEST TO THE BLACK BOYZ IN NY------------U AINT NOTHIN!=))

I cheated in first grande once, wrote the words for my spelling test on the desk. Then as the teacher was passing me the test she saw what i had done.

I remember the words fish and tower were on that test. I failed.

I havent cheated in a while. And depending on the room situation, or material i would alter the strategy.

well actually...u didnt specify "Best way to cheat", what was it for so...
In Metz's case, the best way to cheat is to leave your boyfriend with the mohawk and the arms with knife cuts on them and go for the big hairy fat guy who smells of cow piss and dog shit in Cell Block 2D

I aint ever seen Metz post on this site, yet he seems to be the verbal punching bag for this sites members. How did he do this to himself.

i just steal a copy of da test before given then when the real one comes switch the stolen one with ALMOST perfect scores

spend common sense cheap bastards teachers no what kids gotta cheat and which ones don't 9/10 if you dont need to your not cheating

i dont really know,i havent cheated yet,but some people many
have cheated on me

Why isn't their an all of the above lol. Iv'e put a book under the desk for a science test, I took the sheet that had the answers on a spanish that i was to lazy to think and do it. And I waited till the litaracy teacher said swap papers and correct each others work...I keep mines and erased everything wrong as she was going over the answers lol. And yeah sittin next to a smart girl in class :D (do not quote me :P)

i just act like i dropped sumthin, and look under my desk at my notes, but it only works 2 or 3 times then the teacher starts to get suspicious

wow...
i've gotten some really great ideas up in here.
wish i could rep each of u personnaly :D

before you go in write the answers and shit you need to know on the back of the guys head whos sitting in front of you...

write real small on a thin slice of paper, then put it inside a clear colored mechanical pencil. easy to see for you, hard to notive from a couple feet away.

best way to cheat for a test.... is to study
try it kid it really works

before you go in write the answers and shit you need to know on the back of the guys head whos sitting in front of you...

LOOOL =)) =)) *reps*

but on the real you shouldn't cheat

Its impossible to cheat in a real exam but in a normal class test its usually quite easy.

I went to an all-girls college [I think it's 'High School' in America =/], with a uniform, so it was easy as fuck.

We'd write formula's on our thighs. When we didn't know the answer to a question, we'd just hitch our skirts up under the desk and read what we wanted.

It's pretty much fool-proof. If a teacher suspected anything, there was little they could do. They couldn't pull us aside and tell us to take our skirts off.

^smh @ me not being sent to an all girl's school. :(

My teacher's were never the most perceptive of people, so it was usually pretty easy sharing answers with those sitting next to me.

I got caught cheating in my English prelim and got DQ'd.
I had to write a Macbeth essay and a Cal essay within 90 mins and I had a page of quotes to help me.
I got caught once the exam had finished.

;1158179']I went to an all-girls college [I think it's 'High School' in America =/], with a uniform, so it was easy as fuck.

We'd write formula's on our thighs. When we didn't know the answer to a question, we'd just hitch our skirts up under the desk and read what we wanted.

It's pretty much fool-proof. If a teacher suspected anything, there was little they could do. They couldn't pull us aside and tell us to take our skirts off.
Very good trick but it's only for the girlz :D

Its impossible to cheat in a real exam but in a normal class test its usually quite easy.

True, not so easy in University exams. Not worth the risk>money factor

I think each exam is like a couple hundred over here

I only had to cheat one time because I couldn't remember a formula. I wrote it on the brim of my hat.. we were allowed to wear them in class so I just looked up when I needed to use it.

Yo i dont study i dont need to Im supa smart I know i spelled super wrong

in high school i did it all on the hand sit next to an asian wrote on the desk cheat sheet on a water bottle but in college they dont even let u wear hats during test adn all the dough im paying for it it aint worth the risk

I only ever cheated once
At my college
They have this thing called the Honor Code
Its an all womens college
So anyway
the profs leave or just trust us a whole bunch with our tests
So my one prof would give us our test
Have us do it
And then grade it ourselves
And it was only ever like ten questions or so
So I would lightly write the answer
And then write the correct answer when he told us

Personally
I think he was kinda asking for it

I would always write everything I needed to know on a piece of paper, and tape it to my left forearm, since I'm right handed. I'd always have a sweater in my locker, so in case of a test I could have long sleeves, just in case I needed to pull them up if the teacher was coming by ;)

When I'd finish the test, I'd crumple up the paper, and put it into my shoe. Then I'd throw it away after class in the hallway trashcan, that way there's no way you can get caught.

writing on your hand always works :)

i juss writi it on da bak of my papers and then from the front it looks blank and when i turn it it will look like im usin scrap paper

I wear a skirt and then tape cheat notes to my thigh. Or if it's math write notes in pencil on the inside cover of the calculator. Or just bring in the note on a small sheet of paper and keep it in your pocket, and during the exam hide it under one of the pages and peek at it. That one's risky though.

write it on the inside of a pen cap worked for small tests

bigger tests, I usually had an elaborate cough system worked out beforehand

or of course there's the old writing on the desk before class begins

I wear a skirt and then tape cheat notes to my thigh. Or if it's math write notes in pencil on the inside cover of the calculator. Or just bring in the note on a small sheet of paper and keep it in your pocket, and during the exam hide it under one of the pages and peek at it. That one's risky though.


lol, that's pretty much what i did, but on my arm. my skirts were always too short.

writing on your hand always works :)

thats why you write on your hand, in case you have to dispose of it real quick. if your teacher creeps up on you, it's easier to hide a paper, then to wipe that shit off your hand ;)

lol, that's pretty much what i did, but on my arm. my skirts were always too short.

The shorter the easier to cheat. :D

cheating is pointless because in the end u just flunk out and wind up stupid but unless that's your goal just get that ish over wit yo.. damn..lol

The shorter the easier to cheat. :D


lol, your plan is perfect. if a teacher accuses you of taping answers up your skirt, what are they going to do? Look? lol

Yeah it works like a charm. I was cheating on an English test once and I did that, and the teacher was walking around and he comes to me and he's like, "Why do you keep looking down? Are you cheating??" and he started looking down at my legs and shit. I said, "Uh....no, do you see anything on my legs?" and people started laughing and someone whistled haha. And he got so flustered and he never mentioned it again.

^ Lol, talk about leverage and witnesses.

Yeah it works like a charm. I was cheating on an English test once and I did that, and the teacher was walking around and he comes to me and he's like, "Why do you keep looking down? Are you cheating??" and he started looking down at my legs and shit. I said, "Uh....no, do you see anything on my legs?" and people started laughing and someone whistled haha. And he got so flustered and he never mentioned it again.

wow@ cheating on an english test
only tests i ever needed to cheat on was math, and there was always some korean kid named Quik Kong Jao leng or something that i sat next to

i fukin get straight a's don't need to cheat

"i am a fucking genius"

I neva cheat so umm cheaters are the losers!!! :owned:

why cheat.......

FUCK CHEATING!!

Pointless

Just aint worth it...

just skip the test and have the teacher aid change the grade in the computer or book simply

phone or I will get an old white tee and write all the answers on them. I only do this for midterms and finals.

lulz best way of cheatin' = have da answas in ur brain!!!!

pwnt.

anyways, yeah don't cheat.

lulz best way of cheatin' = have da answas in ur brain!!!!

pwnt.

anyways, yeah don't cheat.

yeh, but what if you don't wanna learn it because it's all lies? I don't want lies in my brain. Write this ish on my white tee cus that's where it belongs.

i aint ner tried the write on the desk shit lol ima try that

cheating really aint worth the trouble it could cause, but if you MUST, which i have before...

in a math test you can type the formulas on your calculator, CI83/84 using the alpha key and then saving it into a program on the calculator. very ingenious way of doing things.

any other tests.. i prefer the cheat sheet up under the long sleeve.

I dont needa shit, but im good at it!

I do cheat to take the extra few marks, if you know what i'm saying!

ACtaully what I do is my cheat sheet is typed up size 7 font...printed out, and rolled around my pencil and taped...its legit, been doing it since 7th grade

ACtaully what I do is my cheat sheet is typed up size 7 font...printed out, and rolled around my pencil and taped...its legit, been doing it since 7th grade

lol yep thats the way to do it or write in on your hand.

no point in cheating, just need good hard studying

Vote For Your Favorite To Cheat On A Test

study.......... or just erase someoname on their paper and put yours

I've never had to cheat. So... meh.

I always use the cheat and it has always worked for me 100%, especially in math class.

When I was in high school, I always wrote the formulas small enough so that would fit on a small slip of paper. Then I would stick the paper underneath my TI-83 calculator. During the test I would slip off the cover and sneakily took the slip of paper and hid it underneath my test. Whenever I needed a formula, all I needed to do was pull up my test a little bit. Since I sat in the back, my teacher had no vision of what I was doing and since I was so discrete the students never noticed me.

Heh always worked for me :D

study.......... or just erase someoname on their paper and put yours


loololol

On your sleeve. Bst for maths equations. Pretend to be stressed out and put your head in your hands and then have a quick look.

Talking about cheating. Did anyone see the new South Park where Cartman teaches a class how to cheat?

"How do I get through to these kids?"

i dont cheat

most of my human rights exams are ones you have to take over the internet and there a,b,c,d ones so i jus sit there with the book and do them but ya have to get the odd one wrong so not to make it obvious

i'm not reading 12112923 pages to see if someone posted it already.....but the coke bottle label method is quite foolproof.

**Sighs** I just tooken a test yesterday. hehe. Not to sound like a nerd or some shit but you'v should study. But if you a lazy Nikka just leave ya notes on the floor and that 9 % chance you'll eva get caught. You should learn from your mistake and try again. lmao

I write shit on my hand and look at my hand then write on the test cos all I need to do is study 1 night write it on my hand look at my hand on the day of the test and I gut the answers

hears a wild one









STUDY




most knobs in ur class wouldnt have studied ... so ur set

hears a wild one









STUDY




most knobs in ur class wouldnt have studied ... so ur set

I'll NEVER STUDY!!!

I'll NEVER STUDY!!!


You'll always fail or just be average
=))

You'll always fail or just be average
=))

lol I'm average in most my classes but Language Arts is one thing I gotta B in

you know that not studying doesnt make u cool or anything, right

Wrap Up That Cheat Sheet yahh DiGG?

I can never find the cheat sheet

Have someone Text you the Answers or write them on your hand, Its not that hard to do in College tho

Have someone Text you the Answers or write them on your hand, Its not that hard to do in College tho

the school always catches me texting and most my school friends aint realy that smart lol so that idea is pretty much useless

I can never find the cheat sheet
all You do is write your answer on a peice of paper put the answer under your test your teacher can never cacth you. I go to a STEM School were the education level is suprieror and I still always get away with it.:D

oh I do that I thought you mean steal the cheat sheet from a teacher I only got away with that once

My old history teacher caught a guy cheating on one of his tests. He had the answers written inside of the label on a water bottle. The teacher noticed the student would take hella long sips of water and went over to see what the deal was. It was pretty clever, and if you work it right you won't get caught.

i voted other as the best cheat i have ever done was in my French Exam

i took a very small piece of paper and wrote my essay on it and slipped it in ma dictionary at page 55 so when i need some "help" i looked up page 55 Undetectable

How do you guys always have answer sheets in the first place?
And what about your final exams, aren't they run by people outside the school so how do you get the answers then?

If its a paper, just have me write it.

Cheat sheet. I usually have a few things I need to remember, so I jot them down a teeny piece of paper, then immediately copy the information onto the test paper and put the cheat sheet away.

^^*takes notes* cool this'll help me for my test tomorrow

write the answers on the palm of your hand or your wrist...

write the answers on the palm of your hand or your wrist...
Yea what he said and wear a long sleeve shirt.

Wait till you hear this one

My mate was in an exam and he took his iPhone in. The area had a wireless network so he went on the web and got the answers. He walked away with 87%

=))

Wait till you hear this one

My mate was in an exam and he took his iPhone in. The area had a wireless network so he went on the web and got the answers. He walked away with 87%

=))
I had a friend who did that too.

Ive writte on my hand for like a quizwhen i was like 7..but I accually study now cuz when u get to the exam and u dont know shit ur overallgrade goes down the drain

write the answers on something you have, like the back of the label on your water bottle, or like in " fast time at ridgemont high" on the back of your sun specs

never look at another persons work for answers...u gotta do a cheat sheet. the perfect way for girls is the wear a skirt and write the answers on your thighs

I'm passing so far all I gotta do now is keep up what I'm doing and I'll be okay

never look at another persons work for answers...u gotta do a cheat sheet. the perfect way for girls is the wear a skirt and write the answers on your thighs
What about for guys??

cliff notes.

guys can still write on they thights...to the extent of my knowledge, a teacher isn't allowed to request to look at a guys thighs either...pull your shorts up a bit with your elbow while you rest your head on your hand...

that and a good ole fashioned cheat sheat...and if the teacher comes, you eat that shit, and there goes the evidence...

i may try saving that shit in my phone tomorrow tho...worst case scenario i'd get a detention for getting caught with my phone out id guess...cause if the teacher asked to see it i'd lock it and then it's all good.

i like sticking to the more conventional methods...i think alot of the shit people have been suggesting would be too risky, especially when you have an observant teacher.

Here, i have the perfect suggestion...



The only way to pass a test and cheat and get away with an easy 100% is...................



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Hide the answers... In your head :D

ok here's what you do

put what you can on a notecard....

and attach it, upside down, to your belt buckle,


then you can just cover it with your shirt, and reffer to it as needed

if your teacher asks to look there.....

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