setting: NYC

This time: no freeposting

let it begin...

Diamond eyez wakes up...she opens a crate of twinkies, her warm up breakfast. Downstairs, Avenue runs into the house sweating, yelling that "Fuck, my mixtape is crack naw mean? But I only sold 3 this whole fuckin week...and I been trunk sellin up and down harlem all day baby. BANG BANG. I'm a playa nigga." Upon hearing this, Breezy, who was passing by, smacks ave, laughing that he's wack. Slowly looking up, avenue proceeds to....

Diamond eyez wakes up...she opens a crate of twinkies, her warm up breakfast. Downstairs, Avenue runs into the house sweating, yelling that "Fuck, my mixtape is crack naw mean? But I only sold 3 this whole fuckin week...and I been trunk sellin up and down harlem all day baby. BANG BANG. I'm a playa nigga." Upon hearing this, Breezy, who was passing by, smacks ave, laughing that he's wack. Slowly looking up, avenue proceeds to....

...kick breezy in the stomach, causing her to fall on her knees. Ave proceeds to urinate while singing Dave Chappele's "Pee On You". Decoy pulls out a video camera and they proceed to make a music video out of the song. Suddenly, AI walks in and...

...kick breezy in the stomach, causing her to fall on her knees. Ave proceeds to urinate while singing Dave Chappele's "Pee On You". Decoy pulls out a video camera and they proceed to make a music video out of the song. Suddenly, AI walks in and...

Pulls out a switchblade in the shape of a penis. He threatens to kill anyone in the room unless he finds out who stole his "eggo" waffles. Then, a faint, deadly voice is heard from the corner of the kitchen. "I stole your god damned waffles." Slowly, the man emerges from the corner, and we find that person to be none other than....

Pulls out a switchblade in the shape of a penis. He threatens to kill anyone in the room unless he finds out who stole his "eggo" waffles. Then, a faint, deadly voice is heard from the corner of the kitchen. "I stole your god damned waffles." Slowly, the man emerges from the corner, and we find that person to be none other than....

flashlight. AI is infuritated and ready to kill flashlight. But flashlight tells AI he doesn't have his waffles. "You must journey far away to find your precious waffles. They are hidden deep below the giant black slug." flashlight said. "What is the giant black slug?" AI asked. "THE LAST LETTER! THE LAST LETTER!" flashlight screamed as he disapears into the shadows. Clusion overhears and knows that The Last Letter is the name of Dras' new album coming out May 3rd, 2006. And that the giant black slug referred to his gigantic lower lip, which is where the eggos were hidden inside. AI and Clusion set off through the house to find Dras. After searching for hours, they finally found Dras in...

flashlight. AI is infuritated and ready to kill flashlight. But flashlight tells AI he doesn't have his waffles. "You must journey far away to find your precious waffles. They are hidden deep below the giant black slug." flashlight said. "What is the giant black slug?" AI asked. "THE LAST LETTER! THE LAST LETTER!" flashlight screamed as he disapears into the shadows. Clusion overhears and knows that The Last Letter is the name of Dras' new album coming out in may. And that the giant black slug referred to his gigantic lower lip, which is where the eggos were hidden inside. AI, Clusion and Breezy set off through the house to find Dras. After searching for hours, they finally found Dras in...

bed with dani ... they decide to tell Jimmy what is going on between Dras and Dani, and Jimmy goes nuts cuting his fingers off and writting Dani's name around the house walls with his Blood. J Redd walks in the house all beat up and Ave asks him what happand. He tells him that he was jumped by Quiz and Vex, and that Vex bit of his left pinkie. Outside you can see "Quiz and VEX" have joined team and are waiting for anybody to battle them. Ave and J Redd get ready to leave while the rest of the house is left behind to listen to Metros homo stories...

Metro tells everyone that he just fingered his neice accidentally, because they were wrestling while playing twister, and his hand slipped, and the only reason he kept on performing the sexual act was because she "looked like a darker skinned halle berry with B cup breasts". Disgusted, NYC SPITS walks in and smacks the shit out of metro. As metro lays there unconcious, NYCSPITS proceeds to call metro's sister and mom up for his date with them later in the evening. Jealous, Dani runs up the stairs in a frantic rage. However, captain save a ho runs to Dani's aid, entering her room with her just before she slams it shut in agony. Captain save a ho is none other than...

Metro tells everyone that he just fingered his neice accidentally, because they were wrestling while playing twister, and his hand slipped, and the only reason he kept on performing the sexual act was because she "looked like a darker skinned halle berry with B cup breasts". Disgusted, NYC SPITS walks in and smacks the shit out of metro. As metro lays there unconcious, NYCSPITS proceeds to call metro's sister and mom up for his date with them later in the evening. Jealous, Dani runs up the stairs in a frantic rage. However, captain save a ho runs to Dani's aid, entering her room with her just before she slams it shut in agony. Captain save a ho is none other than...

mizzle, who procedees to take dani to the closest computer to show her something so she can calm down. Only did she know that what he was a bout to show her was that he had every picture of her in his photobucket account. Dani all mad picks up Mizzle throws him up on her overly sized breasts and takes him to the confessional room where she takes away his virginity. In the next room Gen and Verse are ...

mizzle, who procedees to take dani to the closest computer to show her something so she can calm down. Only did she know that what he was a bout to show her was that he had every picture of her in his photobucket account. Dani all mad picks up Mizzle throws him up on her overly sized breasts and takes him to the confessional room where she takes away his virginity. In the next room Gen and Verse are ...

Writing topical verses for a tournament they were going to hold for "RW money" , which they made with marker enhanced monopoly cash. Meanwhile, breezy cries "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!". Kataracks shakes his head from the kitchen table, muttering that breezy was a "crazy ass blonde" After scratching his ass, kronologik walks upon the scene as gives kataracks a pound. Noticing that shit was on Kronologik's hand, kataracks slowly turns around as he begins to...

Writing topical verses for a tournament they were going to hold for "RW money" , which they made with marker enhanced monopoly cash. Meanwhile, breezy cries "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!". Kataracks shakes his head from the kitchen table, muttering that breezy was a "crazy ass blonde" After scratching his ass, kronologik walks upon the scene as gives kataracks a pound. Noticing that shit was on Kronologik's hand, kataracks slowly turns around as he begins to...

walk away he walks into none other then the mega gay star of the house XNINEZ .. Kataracks tries to avoid a conversation with X, by telling him that he has to go and meet up with Weedbanger so they can blaze ... X feels all left out by himself, so he takes out his camera and snaps a few shots ... The house phone rings and message is left notifying that a new member is coming. Everyone is curious who could it be? In walks Pholl, and every single jaw drops, because Pholl indeed is not a GIRL ... A loud noise is heard upstairs ....

walk away he walks into none other then the mega gay star of the house XNINEZ .. Kataracks tries to avoid a conversation with X, by telling him that he has to go and meet up with Weedbanger so they can blaze ... X feels all left out by himself, so he takes out his camera and snaps a few shots ... The house phone rings and message is left notifying that a new member is coming. Everyone is curious who could it be? In walks Pholl, and every single jaw drops, because Pholl indeed is not a GIRL ... A loud noise is heard upstairs ....

The noise is none other than the sound of breezy and dani having lesbian sex. Excited, JimmyWhite runs to his room for lubrication. As the entire male population of the house runs to the room, they realize that the act was not being done, and that it was just a tape recorder left on loud in the room. Instead of seeing the two girls going at it, frozen cans of shaving cream began to explode. Shrapnels of the cans pierced Xninez skin, whereupon Jimmy ran to a cut on xninez ankle and began to suck on it. Seeing this, Xninez began to...

This Is Turning Me On :heehee:

Lmao

if you keep spamming this board with these threads you will be banned. This is the third one I've closed. The others were closed for a reason. There was already a thread up for it that Danijela made. If you wish to continue it go to that thread. Do not make a new one.