Rules:

1. 10-12 bars (1 bar is 2 lines)
2. No feeding off verses
3. First to 5 wins, 3-0 KO
4. Explain votes

I would hand you the mic, but first get your handz out your pantz//
You battlin me iz like dat Home Alone kid, not standin a chance//

Whackest name on da net, yet you think you got game//
You got as much game as a midget tryin to make a name//

Weak,wack,is what you'll be when my physique will attack//
Lyrically in fact,I'll spit toxic words at cha like anthrax impact//

lyrically im rippin dis kat like Oprahs fat ass in tight jeans//
dis gurl couldnt spit a decent verse if she had biggie smalls genes//

You're worth less than ten pence to me//
You’ll have to wait ten centuries to evolve to match me mentally//

regrettin the truth? gettin confused? i'll leave ur face puzzled //
take dis Challenger to more pieces than the space shuttle!//

My lyrics are out of this world like an UFO//
The only chance at winning for this chick is if I was a no show//


Check this the only time she leaves someone bloody is when their going down on her during her menstrual phase//
She still tries to knock blac haze but my shit is so hot you could rename me blaze//

Even if you were Method Man’s dominatrix you couldn’t “bring the pain”//
And I’m going to leave you envisioning your death like you were on a WTC plane//

The only reason you a 'ms.mack' only because you got those fake ass transplants//
But I’m not talking about a boob job, just check down her pants//


ok thats 10 i think....peace, uppin for ur verse

tight. some of that was sick, and the home alone line aint make sense cause the home alone kid beat the other guys. good job tho. uppin for ms macks verse

^^hint taken and acted upon!

naw like bad dudes in home alone didnt have a chance with the kid thats what i meant, i was sayin she aint have a chance battlin me....lol read it again

Posting in a few.....I saw your post when I was work today. Unfortunately, I work close to my boss's office so I couldn't reply then.

Going toe to toe with me in battle is the wrong decision
Cause your about to get 8-up like adding one to Sprites competition (7-up)
Fuck the little TEENY bopper, watch my wrath unfurl
This ain’t PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN but I’m the BLACK PEARL
Unleashing my CURSE on wanna be female rappers
I’ll treat you like a SODA BOTTLE and verbally CAP YA
Better yet, let me bring it to you like the raw bitch I am
I’ll grab ya neck with both my hands and BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM
I know niggas that pull kidnappings for the right kind of dough
I’ll have ya DADDY searching for you like MARLIN in FINDING NEMO
My flows are bisexual…...they fuck both men and women
Don’t care about yo gender, race, creed, or religion
It’s apparent that your rhyme scheme is straight non-consistent
And the power of your punches is just as weak as your existence
You made a mistake by trying to battle this, cut throat catalyst
I’ll drop so much HOT SHIT on you, you’d swear I’m taking LAXITIVES
I’m sick of people like you, Why am I always ripping wack folks?
I would SNAP YOUR ASS IN HALF but there ain’t no time to CRACK JOKES
You tried to play with a full deck but a couple of your cards are missing
I’m cutting this yellow belly, like a c-section to Marge Simpson
There’s no doubt in my mind that one day I’ll be famous
But until then I’ll continue to expel you like gas from my anus
Come see me on the block, I’ll be spittin’ 2 gallons of lyrical freon
The name’s Ms Mack but you can call me (R) Kelly cuz you just got peed on

^^O god...Stop PLAYING WITH THE GURLS...and aim your sights at these cocky ego punks...you know who they are...

Originally posted by Ms Mack
My flows are bisexual…...they fuck both men and women
Don’t care about yo gender, race, creed, or religion

It’s apparent that your rhyme scheme is straight non-consistent
And the power of your punches is just as weak as your existence

You made a mistake by trying to battle this, cut throat catalyst
I’ll drop so much HOT SHIT on you, you’d swear I’m taking LAXITIVES

Come see me on the block, I’ll be spittin’ 2 gallons of lyrical freon
The name’s Ms Mack but you can call me (R) Kelly cuz you just got peed on


O my goodness.....I'm just glad it wasn't me this time....both were tight, but I go for Ms. Mack......for reasons above.

Keep repin ladies!!!!

Damn Divine....those are some nice lines you have posted

*My stainless love brains / So who thinks their smart?*

*My appetites galactical consuming planets whole / Leaving trails of galaxies without a soul.*

nice shit..........

uppin for votes on the battle

Ms mAcK 1 vOtE...please don't make me explain...TEENY good job hun...elevate

uppin for votes

so what now 2-0?

i think its 1-0 to ms mack

yeah it is now that i look back, damn this goin slow

Teeny-

"lyrically im rippin dis kat like Oprahs fat ass in tight jeans//
dis gurl couldnt spit a decent verse if she had biggie smalls genes//"

^ Not bad, but little weak on the punch

You're worth less than ten pence to me//
You’ll have to wait ten centuries to evolve to match me mentally//

^ Nice

regrettin the truth? gettin confused? i'll leave ur face puzzled //
take dis Challenger to more pieces than the space shuttle!//

^ Pretty nice

The rest was all pretty bland.


Ms Mack:

Going toe to toe with me in battle is the wrong decision
Cause your about to get 8-up like adding one to Sprites competition (7-up)

^ Tight...Original

My flows are bisexual…...they fuck both men and women
Don’t care about yo gender, race, creed, or religion

^ Pretty nice, but could've linked off of it with a nice punch...

You made a mistake by trying to battle this, cut throat catalyst
I’ll drop so much HOT SHIT on you, you’d swear I’m taking LAXITIVES

^ Nicely flowed...played out punch tho

The rest was pretty average, but had some nice idea's in there.


Vote-Ms Mack

Damn....lol....Hemlock is hard to please....I'm going to have to go check out one of your battles.

Uppin for more votes

lol...it was a pretty nice drop tho...


I ain't battled 4 a couple of weeks..

freepost free post blah blah blah 2-0 uppin for votez

dayum. where the ladiez come from? haha, but yo. all of this shit was hypin off. teeny gurl caught me way off guard cuz the first few lines wasnt jumpin off, but then you tossed sum killah flows in mack's direction and i was straight like 'whoa'. but, um, mack got you, for real though. nice punches, wordplay, structure, blah blah. vote to mack. keep it real~*

*WuN

votes...please.......I need to battle Caramella or Queen

isnt that a KO? 0-3? automatically ou win cuz i have no votes, or whats the deal? we not doin that? you waitin to go to 5?

actually, my vote counted as 4-0 Mack. this thang been ova~*

yeah see