ZuLou
08-27-2006, 03:36 PM
Are you tired of writing essays week after week for your boring English class?
Is the research just too excruciating?
Has your unwillingness to write essays forced into a failing grade?
Well don't fret any longer, because ZuLou now presents the:
COMPOSITION SERVICE
This online service, exclusive to dedicated RW members, strives to help our fellow writers by doing what they are too lazy to do themselves. For a reasonable fee, The Composition Service will beautifully put together an essay that will cause even the likes of your School rival to break out in tears! Read one line of these pieces to threatening bullies, and it will banish them into Hell! Yes, these are truly pieces of art, and all you need to get a hand on of these is a PayPal account.
In order to take full advantage of this: Just fill out the bottom Application and send it to this address: retropimp_88@hotmail.com with the Subject Heading "My Essay Requirements":
Title Of Essay:
Topic:
Double Or Single-Spaced?:
Word Count:
Margins:
Your Name:
Grade:
Age:
RW Screenname:
The first half of the application is used so that your ghostwriter will be able to fully embrace the matter of hand, and will allow him to send the essay to you in a MS Word Document, attached to the replying email.
The second half of the application is used to evaluate the education level and intellect that the essay should be presented. It also confirms that you are a dedicated member of RW. NOTE: IF YOU ARE NOT A DEDICATED MEMBER OF RAPWORLDS, YOUR APPLICATION WILL BE REJECTED.
In order to pay for the merchandise, you need to acquire a PayPal account, which is free of charge and get be obtained at www.paypal.com . Then you just send the money to me, and VOILA!! All expenses are paid. Here are our fees:
500 Words Or Less: $5 [APPLICATION MUST BE RECEIVED TWO DAYS PRIOR]
Up To 1000 Words: $15 [APPLICATION MUST BE RECEIVED A WEEK PRIOR]
1500 Words: $20 [APPLICATION MUST BE RECEIVED TWO WEEKS PRIOR]
2000 Words: $30 [APPLICATION MUST BE RECEIVED TWO WEEKS PRIOR]
Any extra 100 afterwards equals to $100. Additional fees are added for the following:
Thesis: $2
Research: $10
Bibliography/Works Cited: $10
But all that can be avoided if you choose to provide it yourself. NOTE: IF YOU CHOOSE TO DO THE WORKS CITED YOURSELF, PLEASE FORWARD THIS ALONG WITH THE APPLICATION.
Once you've sent me the application, I will send you a Work Order with all fees summed so you can see what you have agreed to pay. Once you've sent me a email declaring that you will pay, I'll begin work on your composition. THERE ARE NO TAXES APPLIED, AND IF YOU RECEIVE A GRADE LOWER THAN A B, SEND ME A PICTURE OF THE ESSAY WITH THE GRADE ON IT, AND I WILL GIVE YOU A 75% REFUND.
Also, understand that as this is a One-man service, there may be times when your application is rejected because of a waiting list. If such a thing happens, I sincerely apologize, but since we're all going to school, time is limited.
Coming Soon: "The Ghostwriting Service!!!"
Is the research just too excruciating?
Has your unwillingness to write essays forced into a failing grade?
Well don't fret any longer, because ZuLou now presents the:
COMPOSITION SERVICE
This online service, exclusive to dedicated RW members, strives to help our fellow writers by doing what they are too lazy to do themselves. For a reasonable fee, The Composition Service will beautifully put together an essay that will cause even the likes of your School rival to break out in tears! Read one line of these pieces to threatening bullies, and it will banish them into Hell! Yes, these are truly pieces of art, and all you need to get a hand on of these is a PayPal account.
In order to take full advantage of this: Just fill out the bottom Application and send it to this address: retropimp_88@hotmail.com with the Subject Heading "My Essay Requirements":
Title Of Essay:
Topic:
Double Or Single-Spaced?:
Word Count:
Margins:
Your Name:
Grade:
Age:
RW Screenname:
The first half of the application is used so that your ghostwriter will be able to fully embrace the matter of hand, and will allow him to send the essay to you in a MS Word Document, attached to the replying email.
The second half of the application is used to evaluate the education level and intellect that the essay should be presented. It also confirms that you are a dedicated member of RW. NOTE: IF YOU ARE NOT A DEDICATED MEMBER OF RAPWORLDS, YOUR APPLICATION WILL BE REJECTED.
In order to pay for the merchandise, you need to acquire a PayPal account, which is free of charge and get be obtained at www.paypal.com . Then you just send the money to me, and VOILA!! All expenses are paid. Here are our fees:
500 Words Or Less: $5 [APPLICATION MUST BE RECEIVED TWO DAYS PRIOR]
Up To 1000 Words: $15 [APPLICATION MUST BE RECEIVED A WEEK PRIOR]
1500 Words: $20 [APPLICATION MUST BE RECEIVED TWO WEEKS PRIOR]
2000 Words: $30 [APPLICATION MUST BE RECEIVED TWO WEEKS PRIOR]
Any extra 100 afterwards equals to $100. Additional fees are added for the following:
Thesis: $2
Research: $10
Bibliography/Works Cited: $10
But all that can be avoided if you choose to provide it yourself. NOTE: IF YOU CHOOSE TO DO THE WORKS CITED YOURSELF, PLEASE FORWARD THIS ALONG WITH THE APPLICATION.
Once you've sent me the application, I will send you a Work Order with all fees summed so you can see what you have agreed to pay. Once you've sent me a email declaring that you will pay, I'll begin work on your composition. THERE ARE NO TAXES APPLIED, AND IF YOU RECEIVE A GRADE LOWER THAN A B, SEND ME A PICTURE OF THE ESSAY WITH THE GRADE ON IT, AND I WILL GIVE YOU A 75% REFUND.
Also, understand that as this is a One-man service, there may be times when your application is rejected because of a waiting list. If such a thing happens, I sincerely apologize, but since we're all going to school, time is limited.
Coming Soon: "The Ghostwriting Service!!!"