Rules:

1. 10-12 bars (1 bar is 2 lines)
2. No feeding off verses
3. First to 5 wins, 3-0 KO
4. Explain votes

POST MUST BE MADE BY MIDNIGHT ON TUESDAY OR YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED!!!

hey yo im checkin in........ who spittin first???..... silly go ahead spit it

Yooooo!!

CHECK.... like Markin-off-Lists..i Spark-when-i-Spit.. haha..w/e yo, me spit First?.. expect it around, let's say.. Tuesdayish.. ;)

y so late u scarred? ha ha w/e then if i get borad ill spit first

c'mon spit, the soon the better, cuz then you aint gotta worry about it and it will be better tahn doin it all last minutish ya heard?

Word.. but i'm busy..

aight then ill spit first...

Bitch you "Silly" tah think yo "ill" ima pull yo ass to tha top o' da hill n go in fo da kill//
im'a make u will tah give me whut u gots in yo till then make u pass out from those "purple pillz"//
Ha! das sad, u is tha only chick in yo crew, u need dick so bad u get a train run on u//
tha dudes mus be desperet to "act a fool" cuz shit who wanna skank like u//
a bitch that wild needs ta be locked in a zoo, u act all coo' when u do how u do//
yo ass is so moody cuz when u pumped silicon in yo brest n bootie u got the cooties//
oOoOohh yo boyfriends a cutie, but to bad hes a fruity//
hahaha hes gay, i know sum 1 who needs a date today, how much u pay?//
10 cents u say and 20 to go n lay, well my friend says no fucking way!//
he dont want tits that sag or a bitch who smoke 40 bag//
u so dirty i can use u fo a rag, now its mah turn tah brag//
bitch its my time to shine , hellz yea im the youngin whos lyricall inclined//
i know im fine and u aint eva gonna take whuts really mines//
Bitch when i step up to da mic u know im hurred//
where tha fucks yo verse?, whut u scarred?//
dayum bitch whut u eat?, u stank up mah house, took a big ass turd//
didnt yo momma teach u certain things are not to be sharred?//
ohh i musta fo got she was too busy being like u and fuckin alla tha guys//
whuts wit the guys? is it family ties? or that ur ho's despise?//
shit im dont wit u , yo a fake ass bitch//
so peace n one love im done wit this shitz//

if u need me to explain i will but for now ima explain the first couple o' lines

"make u will" = make u willingly
to give me whut u got in yo till= a till is a place where u hold ur money (like a bank)
train run on you= when guys take turns wit one girl fuckin them ova n ova

Uhh, yo! gets ya facts straight, homiez.. i ain tha only girl in my crew..

Like wearin 'steel for a belt'..This battle is gon be a 'Waist-of-my-Bars'/ Every punch i make will leave you wit a Face-fulla-Scars...//
Sayin i'm scared, haa.. only thing i back out of are Parkin-Spots/ All ya lines are wack but all my Bars-be-Hot...//
Like Royalty havin 'sex wit idiots'.. Queen ya 'Fuckin-Stupid'/ blahhh.. Me spittin like this... is Nothin-New-Kid.. //
You coulda 'handed me some clips' an you still wouldn't 'Pass-this-Round'/ Ima Trash-this-Clown.. Get ready or i'll jus Bash-ya-Town//
You're Really-Lame... like 'popular porn stars SUCKIN DICK', u have to 'kneel-for-fame'../ Feel-my-Flame..? blah..i jus killed-this-Dame//
i spit half my bars.. and already Finished-u-Off... Admit-you-Soft/ this kid's a "PUTTS" and i ain talkin bout Minature-Golf//
Get Devoured-in-Games.. Showered-n-Pain... /catch ya "4th L" like tha amount-in-my-name...//(she's lost 3 times already..)
Ultimate Femcee...? ..only way you'd be 'tha ultimate femcee' talkin bout Spittin-Cum../you're not gonna advance ..like a Kid-that's-Dumb..//
Bein 13.. it's comin unlucky for you../ blah blah blah.. u suck.... uhh, like ya crew..//(i do believe she's 13 y/o..)
killed u with my previous bars.. i Deminish-lives / like "winnin a runnin contest"..you'll get my finish-lines... //

Uppin for votes..

Yo, Lori that was some ill shit..

"yo ass is so moody cuz when u pumped silicon in yo brest n bootie u got the cooties//
oOoOohh yo boyfriends a cutie, but to bad hes a fruity//
hahaha hes gay, i know sum 1 who needs a date today, how much u pay?//
10 cents u say and 20 to go n lay, well my friend says no fucking way!//"



All I had to read was Silly Ill's opening line...

"Like wearin 'steel for a belt'..This battle is gon be a 'Waist-of-my-Bars'/ "

^ Nice...and the realist thing anyone has ever said in a battle...you won it with that alone.


"catch ya "4th L" like tha amount-in-my-name...//(she's lost 3 times already..)"

^ Clever...good punch. The "fuckin stupid" line was good 2.


Vote-Silly Ill

Yea this battle, can be called hands down...seriously... Silly Ill's verse was good...and I must agree with Hemlock that the opening line was a killer...and in addition to that, this line was pretty hott:
You coulda 'handed me some clips' an you still wouldn't 'Pass-this-Round'/ Ima Trash-this-Clown.. Get ready or i'll jus Bash-ya-Town//

Take it from there, ppl. And to Queen Lori, this aint the advice column or nothin...but extendin your vocab would be goood, ma! But, aside from that do ya thing!


*LaDy

1-0 UPPIN

gimma a break im only 13 i havent had much experience lol

1-0 silly UPPIN FO YO VOTES

vote=lori

ya'all came on hard, but lori was a lil bwetter, with the flows, and maybe some multies, nice

~1~

Yeah, I don't mean to harsh...but there's not a whole lot else I can say...props to you for not taking it to heart....just try to read other peoples lyrics and stuff and elevate yourself.

Peace.

1-1 UPPIN!! c'mon peeps dont sleep

..2-1?

or was lady's comment thing not a vote..?

I vote for Silly Ill she had tha perfect verse wordplay...hard hittin punches and disses...Lori verse was coo but not better
vote=SillyIll

Thanks for tha votes..

3-1..or uhh.. 2-1..

w/e.. uppin for votes.. =]

i think it was a comment

so 2-1 UPPIN!

yo, the sames for me, silly's first line did the most damage
"Like wearin 'steel for a belt'..This battle is gon be a 'Waist-of-my-Bars'/"

Like Royalty havin 'sex wit idiots'.. Queen ya 'Fuckin-Stupid'/

i was feelin this line as well,
Lori came thru alright, but her verses werent as effective, work on ya vocab and word play gurl

silly kept it str8 thru the whole rhyme, but it sort of sounded like you ran out of words b/c there was some repetition
but it was overall hot

silly ill=my vote

should be 4-1.. i think lady voted for silly but sawl good


3-1

3-1 UPPIN FO VOTES!!!!

Uppin For Votes... Please?! i'm beggin u! ..pff, haha, w/e yo.. Uppin =]

Vote = Silly ill

she had the better punches, like the opening line and the fuckin stupid line....a better verse all together

4-1 UPPIN!!!!!!! ayo good job silly maybe afta u win u can train me?

heh i think shes training mami mika rite now :p

oOo i c

i vote lori that shit was hot az hell

aight thanx 4-2 UPPIN FO MO VOTES!!!

4-2 UPPIN!!!! (no beef votes *cough* sexyblond *cough* <~ dont except votes from her she gots beef wit me fo cuz i asked her to vote in the battle so it can be over and she thought i was askin her to vote for me) UPPIN FOR VOTES

Originally posted by dj illest
i vote lori that shit was hot az hell

Rules:

1. 10-12 bars (1 bar is 2 lines)
2. No feeding off verses
3. First to 5 wins, 3-0 KO
4. Explain votes


sws... w/e tho 4-2.. no beef but evident who had better verse... and lady flamez kinda voted for silly already.. either way.. w/e uppin for votes..

This isn't over yet...? uppin..

and Lori.. i wouldn't mind helpin u out a bit.. =]

UUUUUUpin.. 4-2..? ..lol

My vote is for Silly Ill. I agree with Hemlock's vote. Your wordplay was beautiful. Excellent punch lines. I loved this verse:

"Get Devoured-in-Games.. Showered-n-Pain... /catch ya "4th L" like tha amount-in-my-name...//(she's lost 3 times already..)"

I give you your props....that rhyme you dropped was one of the best that I've seen in here.

Silly Ill wins her 1st round battle