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Wiz
03-22-2003, 11:46 PM
What are some ill lines that deserve recognition.

"Im a mans man, rappers rapper,
G-O-D, S-O-N, they'll be none after
I was Scarface, Jay was Manolo
And it hurt me when I had to kill em and his whole squad for Dolo......"

NaS--Last Real Nigga Alive

Those are some ILL lines!!

J Son
03-23-2003, 01:43 AM
large arial blue :D

I aint a killa but dont push me revenge is like tha sweetest joy next 2 gettin pussy picture paragraghs unloaded wise words being quoted peeped tha weakness n tha rap game and sewed it/ hail mary

Tupac
03-23-2003, 08:27 AM
great lines over there J Son

"And if u stop 2 think, i'm old enough 2 go 2 war but I ain't old enough 2 drink"- I had 2

T1 Req
03-23-2003, 09:39 AM
"What you eat don't make me shit..."

"You fraudelent, feminine, fragile as a feather is. With an effortless blow I'll crack your whole skeleton. You think you better than Canibus? Where's the evidence? You got bvelow average intelligence and poor penmanship..."

"When I'm chillin' I grab a Buddha, get my crew to buy beers, and watch a flick, illin', and root for the villain..."

"Find a friend in Jesus, he turns rocks into bread...my man Trey did that, now he's locked in the Fed!"

"I don't acknowledge anyone below my level...so as far as I'm concerned the rap game doesn't exist."

"Took so many niggas out my name should be Chaperone..."

"Yeah, I sampled your voice; you was using it wrong. You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song."

Multiplaxed,
03-23-2003, 11:06 AM
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Wiz
03-23-2003, 02:24 PM
"Could you believe even my shadow's jealous
My skin is mad at my flesh, my flesh hates my own bones
My brain hates my heart, my heart makes the songs
Though my songs come from the Father
I'm lonely...
Hold me, it's gettin' darker"

-NaS

Those are some deep lines

Tupac
03-23-2003, 03:56 PM
Some real Lines 4'll ya...

" I take seven Mc's put 'em in a line/ And add seven more brothers who think they can rhyme/ Well, it'll take seven more before I go for mine/ And that's 21 Mcs ate up at the same time" - Rakim

"It drops deep as it does in my breath/ I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death" - Nas

"Lyricall, I'm supposed to represent/ I'm not only a client, I'm the player president" - Notorious B.I.G

"I used to be scared of the dick/ Now I put lips to the shit/
Handle it like a real bitch" - Lil' Kim

"I hear Brenda's got a baby/ Well, Brenda's barely got a brain, a danm shame/ The girl can hardly spell her name" - 2Pac

MCD
03-27-2003, 07:58 AM
don't let me lose-you I'm not tryin-to-confuse-you
when i let-loose with this-uzi
and just shoot-through-your-isuzu *(ricochet noise)*:D

NinjaMic
03-27-2003, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by T1 Req
"You fraudelent, feminine, fragile as a feather is. With an effortless blow I'll crack your whole skeleton. You think you better than Canibus? Where's the evidence?"

I always hoped someone would realize the illness of that line.

"I DESTROY shit! Pinpoint asteroids in orbit, then HURL niggas thousands of miles an hour towards it"

"I draw a period on ya head and get to the point with a sledge hammer"

"cock my tongue back like a hammer. My head is like a nickel plated banger - spit .45 calibre grammar... at the speed of wind, makes you bleed within. Crack ya skull... without penetratin' ya skin."

"battlin' session, what's up with it? I talk like a walk, with a fucked up pivot"

"I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives, a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives (shittin' on rap)"

"when the Outz hooked up with the Ref U Gees, there be more niggas than the N double A C P"

"my skin peelin' from wind millin' on loose gravel. Death becomes any MC that Proof battles"

Wiz
03-29-2003, 04:41 PM
Here's an ill quote that I just thought of:

"Dissin me doesn't make you brave,
It just makes you stupid"

stevo3161
03-29-2003, 08:07 PM
I think I was put here to annoy the world
and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer
and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer
Faggot2Dope and Silent Gay
Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)
And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out
Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out
after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
(AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow!
Look at y'all runnin your mouth again
when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females
in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails
"Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim Anus
I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!

Phaze
03-30-2003, 02:00 AM
hott line right there stevo...

Wiz
03-30-2003, 02:02 AM
but who's was it??

stevo3161
03-30-2003, 03:37 AM
It was Eminem's line!
The other guy, and thanks!

Wiz
06-15-2003, 12:33 AM
"You should live, there's only one life that's the physical
Rich or poor in jail why the fuck should you be miserable
Things happen for reasons, the clock keeps tickin'
Love could have your heart beat skippin', thugs turn to religion
The bitch you love could start to hate you, the shit you use to do escape you
Things that make you laugh represent the past
Reminisce the block gamble gees on the floor
Niggas use to be the man, you don't see 'em no more
Your favorite restaurants and favorite stores, they tore 'em down
Turn 'em into shopping malls the hood is like a ghost town
Haunted by souls who thought that time stood still
Just live your life to the fullest, never look back, it's real"

There's really nuttin special, but those lines have true meaning cuz I know some people right now livin in the ghetto as though time doesn't keep going

.LadyMarmalade.
06-15-2003, 02:44 AM
"lets play pearl harbour, ill lay down and you can BLOW me away"

hmph SLICK ASS NIGGAS!!

Phaze
06-15-2003, 02:55 AM
lol

Xkwisite
06-16-2003, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by NinjaMic
I always hoped someone would realize the illness of that line.

"I DESTROY shit! Pinpoint asteroids in orbit, then HURL niggas thousands of miles an hour towards it"

"I draw a period on ya head and get to the point with a sledge hammer"

"cock my tongue back like a hammer. My head is like a nickel plated banger - spit .45 calibre grammar... at the speed of wind, makes you bleed within. Crack ya skull... without penetratin' ya skin."

"battlin' session, what's up with it? I talk like a walk, with a fucked up pivot"

"I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives, a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives (shittin' on rap)"

"when the Outz hooked up with the Ref U Gees, there be more niggas than the N double A C P"

"my skin peelin' from wind millin' on loose gravel. Death becomes any MC that Proof battles"



^^^^YEEEEESSSSS



Canibus is ill....



but so am i....


and so is Jakki....erryone should listen to him...

and Copywrite...

"i got a list of 1000 that i hate and ur numbers 1-999"

lol

"u fukkin wit hoes i heard u fukkin wit pros put ur dick in a river u still cant fukk wit da flow"

"so what u got a gun to my back take my chain turn around pull out a duece duece and rob u back"

^^gangsta

"Jakkis in the house yeah we can battle but how u gonna spit rebuttals wit 45s in ur mouth"

^^also gangsta...

"u actin sick ill tell u to quit actin ill guest appear on ur album and tell u to quit rappin"

^^lol


"u funny style like gay jung-fu"

"and if u still intact u wont be allowed to rap cuz ur brain will tell ur mouth ur wack"

Lisa16
06-16-2003, 03:40 PM
"My birth certificate read's most descriptive emcee, my death certificate read's, im dead, quit listening to me!" - Copywrite

"It's about mind over matter and rhyme over rapper so i'd rather have talent over platinum" - Canibus

"Life's not a bitch life's a beautiful woman, you just call her a bitch cos she wont let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interest, or maybe you just an asshole who couldnt sweet-talk the princess" - Aesop Rock

"This planet's just an over-populated mental hospital, each zombie that walk's around constitutes another obstacle" - Eyedea

"My stream of consciousness is liquid tranquility, a turquoise pool of limitless calligraphy" - Jehst

Umm so many..the one in my sig, too..I didnt mention many Canibus cos it looks like most of you already mentioned alot of those :)

TheBhranz
06-16-2003, 03:45 PM
i got so many to share...

"Battlin' Chino's like Africa, yeah niggas talk about it, but don't no one really wanna go there" -- Chino XL

"and I gotta level wit homie, it ain't that u ain't on my level, it's that u ain't even on the level below me" -- Copywrite

"see each inkling i get gets my ink leaking
each reaking havoc equaling ya deep thinking
sprinkling sweet streaks of speaking
receiving more moans and groans than hoarse greeks creaking
ya rap bi'ness is in mo' trouble than hoars who cease leaking
but no one cares so u should go 'head and cease breathing"
-- bhranz

oh this verse was too tight i had to put it all...
"Let's see how many of your men loyal,
When i pull up looking for you,
With a pistol sipping a can of pennzoil
I'm revved up, who said what when lead bust ya head just explode
With red stuff i'm hand cuffed -- tossed in the paddy wagon
Braggin about how u shot it like a coward, bullets devour you showered you
Niggas, if i was u niggas, i'd run while given the chance
Understand i can enhance the spirit of man
Death itself, it can't hurt me, just the thought of dying alone that really irks me
u ain't worthy to speak thoughts of cheap talk
Be smart and stop trying to walk how g's walk before we spark
Hug the floor while we playin' tug of war with ur life, fuck a tour on the mic
I'd rather fuck a whore with a knife, deliver that shit the coroner's like
You high hype poppin' shit in broad day light nigga ur a gonna tonight"
-- kuniva

"i understand kids bitin' lines, they look at they verse, look at mines, and see I'm twice as nice
flows be high as christ, lyrix tight as chin's eyes, but they own spits be leavin' they mics deprived"
-- bhranz

this was just funny
"i know i'm gon' perish, not before my time tho
i'll run up in his condo & throw 'im of the terrace
and when they ask me all i'mma say is that day
i guess things wasn't fallin his way..."
-- jadakiss

i got a whole file of 'em i'll come back when i find more i got some styles d12 em fab royce banks oh i know i got some gunit stuff too

<~>

PaRAdoX
06-16-2003, 03:56 PM
"im so homophobic i wont even throw clothes in the closet"-em
lol

"wait a minute hol' on is it me or do he look like a bannana wit braids an' clothes on"-kuniva or swifty

"you beef wit me ima even the score equally take you on jerry springer and beat your ass legally"-em

"forget a chorus my metaphors are so complicated it takes 6 minutes to get applause and by the time you all catch on ima end ya career and walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin' to fall back on"-em

"this place is my house i might as well erase my face wit white out cuz y'all cant see me in this place like mase's eyebrows"-em
lol

"rhyme styles galore shittin' like cow manure comin' together like an' eyebrow on al b. sure"-em
LMAO

"i'll listen to ya demo tape an' act like i dont like it six months later you'll hear your lyrics on my shit"-em

"99 pounds an' tryin to be a monster run around town with the bob marley imposter ask canibus he aint understandin' this cuz 99 % of his fans dont exist"-ll
damn

"and it seems to me that cass stay ahead of da rest cuz every verse you get pissed on like pregnancy tests"-cassidy when he ripped freeway

"im a great danger to my health why else would i kill you then jump in the grave an' bury myself"-em

"are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with aids blood drippin' from it rippin ya stomach up from the waist up you talk alot a junk but you was never ill though i'm strong enough to beat you death with a feathered pillow tipped over some cows just for a joke an' a laugh jumped up choked a giraffe snapped his neck an' broke it in half wagin' wars went on stage an sprayed cage with agent orange and wiped my ass with his page in source the demon this year i'm steamin this year i'll rip mysticals voice box out an' scream in his ear"-em

"i'm iller tahn takin' a hammer an' beatin' ya knees and walkin through south central la bleeding in jeans (is he blood or crip)"

an if you do live you'll be too scared to tell it like a biggie an' pac joke-em
lol


that whole diss than canibus did to beanie sigel he killed him

"truth be told i never thought ya metaphors was hot you just talk alot a shit cuz you on the roc"

"i should sign to the roc battle you in the lobby of worldwide plaza make you resign on the spot"

"you just another novice artist with frog lips on the roc-a-fella roster that follows order"

DAMN

eNiTe
06-16-2003, 04:18 PM
said yoo been in it 10, ive been it five, smarten up nas// thats 4 hours in 10 years nigga i can divide// thast one of .. um lets say 2, 2 of dem shits was doo/ one was naaah, the other was illmatic// thats a one hot album every 10 yr average~

haha just love that verse

Lisa16
06-16-2003, 06:54 PM
LOL at everyone postin' verse's they like..I thought this was supposed to be a great lines thread.
Anyway, im comin back to post more..

"Your harmless like wolverines adamantium claws when they're retracted" - Tonedeff

"You are what you eat and that shit's fact, so I never eat pussy and just stick with Big Mac" - Copywrite

Heh.

Uzi-Man
06-16-2003, 08:28 PM
"join rawkus? i'd rather be mouthfucked, by nazi's unconscious" - El-P

"you know that math class ain't important, unless u addin' up cash in multiples, unemployment ain't rewardin'" - dead prez

"your heart-beat sounds like sasquatch feet, thunderin', shaking the concrete" - biggie

" the perseverance of a rebel, i drop heavier levels, this is unseen or hear, a king wit words" - common

"bitch please, get down on your god damn knees" - xzibit

"who’s that get off the train, avirex jacket, with the poor with that rain, why take that man’s chain, no more trouble made" - blazin' squad

Lisa16
06-16-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Uzi-Man


"who’s that get off the train, avirex jacket, with the poor with that rain, why take that man’s chain, no more trouble made" - blazin' squad

Lmaooooooooooo :p

eNiTe
06-16-2003, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by Lisa16
LOL at everyone postin' verse's they like..I thought this was supposed to be a great lines thread.


gooosh~

soooorrrrryyyyyy



oOo heres a good line, unhappily with a heavy hart i hafta say i "like" this line too.. sorry lissaa!!


"i dont care if yoo mobb deep i hold triggaz tah crews, yoo lil fuck i got money stacks bigga than yoo"
^^ithink its funny heh:p


its da roc bitch, and im da "franchise" like a houston rocket" yaamin?//


^^ haha rep houston foe life, haha 281 woooooooo

Puddin'
06-17-2003, 02:09 AM
wit a dick n ya ear u cant fuck wit my sound-Xz
im stingy wit trust u only get 1nce 2 fuck me-Mega

Lisa16
06-17-2003, 09:54 AM
LOL Mike..well if you wanna quote whole verse's then I should quote the whole of Nas' verse on 'Verbal Intercourse' heh.

"..Cause the trash on the chart leaves you gaspin' for art" - Charli 2na (J5) << true

I like this thread :D

Xkwisite
06-17-2003, 10:21 AM
Crooked I is ill....

i spit impossible rhymes full of philosophical lines wita phenomenal shine...
leave every one of ur opticals blind run u over when its apocalypse time...
im half man half deisel like optimus prime cockin this nine to pop ya...
permenant disfigurement leave rockin half a mask like the phantom of the opera...

-Crooked I

my father didnt want me but i broke through his trojan

-Crooked I

Crooked I spots these fake clicks they better be able to dodge bullets like the matrx or take six!!!

-Crooked I



so is Chino...


i leave u curled and died like immatures hair do...


now why all these rappers wanna rhyme like me and worship me like Jon B worships Black Punany...


wit so many gay rappers they only diss me cuz im the str8 one

leave you confused like homeless people on house arrest...


wow....

eNiTe
06-17-2003, 02:49 PM
first quote from crooked i was ill

Xkwisite
06-17-2003, 02:57 PM
im ill

eNiTe
06-17-2003, 02:59 PM
^^ haha... well your like 30 arent ya?... still on rap sites :D have fun man

oUt~

Xkwisite
06-17-2003, 03:02 PM
actually barely hittin 20....



oh yeah and...im ill

eNiTe
06-17-2003, 03:04 PM
^^ hmm.. nevermind, never knew that, just saw ya pic in tha car, heh.. looked older heh~

if your so ill how yoo get 23 losses shoot

Xkwisite
06-17-2003, 03:08 PM
there are people iller than me....and i battle them at least twice...


johhny barnez....ive battled him at least....4 times...lost every time.......i hate him....lol

eNiTe
06-17-2003, 03:15 PM
^^ DAMN... link me up the battles if you can.. i wanna see that.. heh n e wayz its gettin off topic

Xkwisite
06-17-2003, 03:19 PM
im pinnin-ur-verbals-in-a-morbid-matt-fight its like u wrestlin-wit-gerbils-when-ur-tracks-juss-dont-run-right...
pimpin-this-herb-ill-attack-to-hit-his-left-eye Cuz my punches have u spinnin-in-circles-like-orbited-satillites//

-~Animate~

being ill is like entering Secret Bases u juss miss-the-clearance cuz ur verse is like incompentant magicians im still waiting for a diss-appearance...

-me...


if u enrolled in a 'GAY' 'SCHOOL' ud juss be a 'headmaster'-wit-'dicks'...

-me

i display-the-facts ur juss 'gay'-and-wack what type of nigga uses 'stencils' to 'draw weapons' and say that he sprays-wit-'gats'...??

-me

ur 'tongue' has been known to 'skate'-on-jewels so much so that gays say ur 'figure eights'-just-rule but ill bash u till u become a 'sole'(soul) mate-wit-my-'shoes'//

-me



damn im ill.....

eNiTe
06-17-2003, 03:31 PM
all were ill as hell, the last one wasnt as good tho..

put some quotes ov johnny barez~

Xkwisite
06-17-2003, 03:35 PM
i gotta find some.....gimme like a day...

eNiTe
06-17-2003, 03:41 PM
coo coo bak to ill lines



"snifa is da shit"- illest


haha :D

[::2-upZ::]
06-18-2003, 09:21 AM
YO, ANY YALL MOTHER FUCKAS HEARD OF eF@mm? I doubt it, they ill as fuck, if you like REAL punch lines check this:

'WE're much better than all you wannabe felons, when I'm done use that ice on ya wrist to calm the swelling'

'I spit confident, rhymes wit perfect rhythm, this? you don't wanna go there, like turkish prison'

Battle rap master, raw be even, wack rapper suck so much they bleed semen

We're so lethal ya see thru like peepholes, ya style makes no sense like whisperin to deaf people

I take ya life, I'm scaring ya half to death twice

Yo Moms? picure with me while she works jism, make her lips look some bird shit hit em

Believe it or not, all these lyrics are from HALF of ONE of thier songs. It's called 'Line Drop', and has a bit of a two-step garagey thing goin, but its still straight up NYC shit yall. Seriosly, if yall download songs, grab that track. Or better yet, buty it you broke ass bitches...

eNiTe
06-18-2003, 09:36 AM
^^ first yoo call me a broke bitch..

then yoo want my "broke bitch" ass to go out and buy his cd?..

craaaazy :D

Xkwisite
06-18-2003, 11:46 AM
johnny Barnez...aka....htiek23...aka...Keith


this faggot caught me ~off gaurd~ but no need for panic-attacks....he's still "fake-shit" like watching manicans-crap...
can you manage-a-slap?, i'm imagining that i'm ~hiding turbans~ the way I'm about to vanish-your-"wraps"....

-Keith


I'll Break his back in...wit flagrent action more hype than an epileptic Bruce Lee...
Fukk using a written!!...I'll break a branch off and beat you wit a "loose leaf"!!!....

-Keith

You're sleepin and dreamin...but faggots like u wake up wit a Pain in the Ass...
School Me?...you were wit a group of "Amputees" and still the only "lame" in the class


-Keith


None of this "head's lines" connect as if he was a "Parkinsons Barber"....
But my Personals send "EDUCATED SHOTS" like a Marksman-from-Harvard...


-Keith


my verses fracture and scar...could you be more wack than you are...?
you're like a nightclub without a liquor license how u can't manufacture a bar...

-Keith


you're partly flawed..cause half of you is likeing-tha-pale-men...
and nobody would "feel" ya verses even if you typed-wit-a-"brail"-pen...


-Keith...

.Inphinite.
06-18-2003, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Xkwisite
johnny Barnez...aka....htiek23...aka...Keith


this faggot caught me ~off gaurd~ but no need for panic-attacks....he's still "fake-shit" like watching manicans-crap...
can you manage-a-slap?, i'm imagining that i'm ~hiding turbans~ the way I'm about to vanish-your-"wraps"....

-Keith


I'll Break his back in...wit flagrent action more hype than an epileptic Bruce Lee...
Fukk using a written!!...I'll break a branch off and beat you wit a "loose leaf"!!!....

-Keith

You're sleepin and dreamin...but faggots like u wake up wit a Pain in the Ass...
School Me?...you were wit a group of "Amputees" and still the only "lame" in the class


-Keith


None of this "head's lines" connect as if he was a "Parkinsons Barber"....
But my Personals send "EDUCATED SHOTS" like a Marksman-from-Harvard...


-Keith


my verses fracture and scar...could you be more wack than you are...?
you're like a nightclub without a liquor license how u can't manufacture a bar...

-Keith


you're partly flawed..cause half of you is likeing-tha-pale-men...
and nobody would "feel" ya verses even if you typed-wit-a-"brail"-pen...


-Keith...


^^^..........ill

eNiTe
06-18-2003, 04:27 PM
^^^ no wonder he beat yoo heh




oh yeah.. and xqwisite is ill



but wait..


keith is iller ;)

BkBrawla
06-18-2003, 04:42 PM
^^but wait u suck..

eNiTe
06-18-2003, 04:44 PM
^^^ heh but wait.. i have a life.. and post in general discussion, cuz i dont have time to sit on my ass infront of the computer and write out a long flo.. so i jus freepost on rw... so bak bak :D

and ive never even seen yoo battle

Archaic
06-18-2003, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by BkBrawla
^^but wait u suck..


shut up..

BkBrawla
06-18-2003, 04:53 PM
lmfao @these homo comin at me..and if u want me too see me battle look it up fag..smh..divine how about them gay ass celtics muahahahaha

eNiTe
06-18-2003, 04:59 PM
^^ any recent ones? who were your battles agenst.?... either way..

wut the fuck does smh mean?

BkBrawla
06-18-2003, 05:01 PM
shakin my head..learn somthin didnt u?

anyway no i havent have recent battles cuz i wuz lock up for alil bit so i wont online for a min...

eNiTe
06-18-2003, 05:07 PM
^^ my bad, dont knoe every single online term lol..


battle someone when ya can, ill peep it, and see if your actually ill

NoVA
06-19-2003, 08:13 AM
Hmm...Wait up I can find one.

This is funnily ill I think:"Yo body rollin on the floor,head got a hole in it":)Just imagine the scene!

I truly think Eminem's "Kim" had this:

"See it all makes sense doesn't it?You and your husband have a fight,
One of you tries to grab a knife,during the struggle only accidently gets his adam's apple sliced
While this was goin on the son has woke up,and he walks in
She panics,
And he gets his throat cut.Now they're both dead,and you slash your own throat,
So that was double homicide AND suicide,with no note!"

"Bloody Faced
Kissing death
Walking through barbed wire"-pApA rOACh:Walking Tru Barbed Wire

what else...Umm..."The Second Renaisance" in "Animatrix" especially the second part was ill as hell,haha!

Xkwisite
06-19-2003, 12:07 PM
^^huh?

Archaic
06-19-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by BkBrawla
shakin my head..learn somthin didnt u?

anyway no i havent have recent battles cuz i wuz lock up for alil bit so i wont online for a min...


AWWWWWWWWWWW...shutup

Archaic
06-19-2003, 12:13 PM
HOW ABOUT THEM knicks , FAG...

Xkwisite
06-19-2003, 12:40 PM
i juss found this line funny...



"my guns arent the size of Bow Wow they the size of 50 Cent."

-Skillz...aka...Mad Skillz


"Jason Kidd is takin more shots than 50 Cent"

-Chris Rock....

.Inphinite.
06-19-2003, 05:48 PM
^^lmao....ill .....

Lisa16
06-19-2003, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by [::2-upZ::]
YO, ANY YALL MOTHER FUCKAS HEARD OF eF@mm? I doubt it, they ill as fuck, if you like REAL punch lines

;) I've already posted some Tonedeff lines..

I dont think some people have quite got the hang of this..

eNiTe
06-19-2003, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by Xkwisite
i juss found this line funny...



"my guns arent the size of Bow Wow they the size of 50 Cent."

-Skillz...aka...Mad Skillz


"Jason Kidd is takin more shots than 50 Cent"

-Chris Rock....


lmfao.. haha :D


skillz- 2002 rap up

is a tight ass freestyle heh

SpiritualDragon
06-20-2003, 12:11 AM
my verses fracture and scar...could you be more wack than you are...?
you're like a nightclub without a liquor license how u can't manufacture a bar...

-Keith


you're partly flawed..cause half of you is likeing-tha-pale-men...
and nobody would "feel" ya verses even if you typed-wit-a-"brail"-pen...

those were sick

eNiTe
06-20-2003, 12:37 AM
^^ i thought all of keiths lines were ill but yeah... heh :p

.Inphinite.
06-20-2003, 01:34 PM
^^..same here.....

thos 2 were sick as well as the Educated shots...that was cool.......

Xkwisite
06-20-2003, 01:37 PM
lisa i highly doubt that ur intellectual capacity exceeds mine...



please put on ur dunce cap and report to the north corner of the class...



*smirk*

.Inphinite.
06-20-2003, 03:40 PM
^^Lol...............*shakes head* .....

eNiTe
06-20-2003, 04:20 PM
^^ how about more lines from keith?

.Inphinite.
06-20-2003, 04:34 PM
^^good point....dont think anyone would mind......they ill....

eNiTe
06-20-2003, 04:35 PM
^^ yup :D

Kataracks
06-20-2003, 11:59 PM
"Im so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet"- Big L

"Ask Beavis cuz I get nothin BUT-HEAD"- Big L

"I'll rip your fucking skin off just to get on your nerves"- Canibus

"Life's a bitch and god forbid that bitch divorce me"- Nas

"Said she liked my necklace, started relaxing/
now thats what the fuck I call a chain reaction"- Jay-Z

"Im running with your life in my hands, oops I fumbled"- Lil Wayne

Kataracks
06-21-2003, 12:06 AM
Here is some shit from yours truly

"Emcees couldnt fuck with me if their moniker was Trojan"

"I treat my bullets like blunts the way I pass em around"

"Cryptic rhymes puzzle your brain more than advanced algebraic equations"

Kataracks
06-21-2003, 12:20 AM
fuck it here some more.............

"I could hit you with a bullet the size of a sub from subways"

^^Jae Hood

Believe it or not the ghetto is mine ~~ and when I see you Ima put your corn rolls on the yellow lines.......

ou rap fans need me~ I dont know why this nigga talkin all greasy when macs jam easy

^^Jadakiss dissin Beanie Mac

It aint hard to tell ~ I excel then prevail ~ The mic is contacted I attract clientelle

^^^Nas

eNiTe
06-21-2003, 03:13 AM
"Im so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet"- Big L



^^ thats tite.. jay-z did somethign similar


"im so ahead of my time im about tah start another life~~ look behind ya im about tah pass ya twice"-jay-z

THE TRUTH
06-21-2003, 03:23 AM
I ONLY GOT ONE....BUT IT'S MORE THAN A LINE:

"Always I'm in some shit, my abdomen is the clip
The barrell's my dick, uncircumsized
Pull my skin back and cock me, I bust off when they unlock me
Results of what happens to niggaz shockin' me" --Nas (I Gave You Power)

.Inphinite.
06-21-2003, 08:31 AM
^^that was cool......


that Big L and Jay Z lines r top too....i like both verses....

flight
06-21-2003, 09:29 AM
there is to many to put ,but here sum

"come get me, if ya mutha fuckea's want shady, if Pac was still here now he would never ride with JA , na nan anana a."

"i rock hoe's, you rock fella's"

Lisa16
06-21-2003, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by Xkwisite
lisa i highly doubt that ur intellectual capacity exceeds mine...

please put on ur dunce cap and report to the north corner of the class...

*smirk*

LOL!! ;)

"You invented The Remix? Well I invented the cumshot!" - Tonedeff

"Platinum don't mean that it gotta be hot..I ain't gotta love it, even if they play it a lot" - Dead Prez

BludOund
06-22-2003, 09:31 AM
"I gets a lot of love the beat searchers hate it man
Come as recycled bullshit but you're leaving as a Chino fan"

"Thats how i know im god, nobody believes in me, I'll make you be able to stand in the handicap parkin legally"

"I call you sun not because you shine but because i fucked yo momma"

"Pac died and i cried but im a representa when it comes ta dissin my shit make makaveli sound like the makarena"

All lines by Chino Xl

I have heaps more.