Aero's Verse:



*Aero sits down in a restaurant preparing to devour NYC's verse. NYC coyly walks over to Aero's table to see what he's eating. Aero suggests he leaves asap because it may be too painful*:

Honestly.. Scram or I'll "Move your Shit" like giving Enemas properly
Trust, I'm saying "You Can't Stand to Watch" like a Cinema's Policy!!
It's Comedy: Heard "Aero's fan base is Dying, NYC-They Might Favor..
& He's in Mint Condition", so After~Digestion I said "Yea, he's a "LifeSaver!" (http://www.candyeveryday.com/Images/Candy/Amazon/Life-Savers/Pep-O-Mint.jpg)
Splattered~in~sections in matter~of~Seconds, Clothes he's Bleeding thru
Took a pair of blades & like Latoya, he got "Torn in Between the Two"
Seen this dude's decline, NYC's the "Big Apple," Retire is My Solution
b/c "When you Fell Off, It hit me".. Parallel situation with Isaac Newton!
Asked what size my shoe is, I'm fuming like "You shouldn't have asked"
He said "The bigger the better" After I said I'd stick my foot in his ass :(
Take a look @ his Dad, No optimism after 9/11, He was not employed
Only viewing "Cup Half Full" b/c that's where donators drop their Coins!!
In fights he blunders, couldn't Bury Soza's bars, didn't like the numbers
He'd have to rip/tear cloud patterns to say NYC "Puts Skies Asunder"
..Sometimes I wonder if He's Gay (no homo) and too silly for women
Because I haven't seen "NY with a Bitch," since umm... Hillary Clinton!
Listen, Ya days are seeming fewer, It's "Me & You" but I Bring the Viewers
Fans say "This Week Cassies Finished" like it's the end of the Singer's Tour
Almost drowned this cat, when found attacked he announced the facts:
"I Went thru the Struggle, the Man held me down" smh, he sounded Black!
Friends cautioned him about his quest on destroying a true great
After asking "Hoodia-Plant: To Eat?" (http://www.hoodiabalance.com/60.php) they said "Ya going to lose, Weight!"
Think You're Higher than I? Kneel! Next line's 24 (http://www.fox.com/24/character/) & inspires the line:
.."You Don't know Jack. So Bauer, you're done" like I fired the Guy!
Choir's on time, unlike NYC in battles He may be tardy for servantry
If it occurs now, "He'd Be Late to his own funeral!" Is no longer Hyperbole..:mad:
Don't deserve to be here BITER (http://www.hollafront.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105918&highlight=aero), used cop tactics to get it out of this liar
Lesson: "Keep talking You'll get exposed" if it comes "Down to the Wire!"
.. I'm doubting your fire! jumped to vet status by fakes & bluffs
If you Admitted the truth coincidentally ya wouldnt've "Made it Up"
You ruin reps if you list Inspirations.. & then get Murdered in Verse
That's why Anyone who "Drives you" will Make a "Turn, for the Worst!"
Beat Dom but your 15 minutes of fame are up for the entire show
So I had to "Starch your faded glory" w/o proceeding to iron clothes!
.. Dire hopes, of being equal, I beat you times 2, I'm veteran dude
"You Amount to Nothing" Wait.. So I guess I'm "No better than you" :( (it's math peeps)
No Career in music just hospital instruments after doing incisions
& it's no trombone.. but you do "Breathe thru tubes, for a Living"
I'm thru with this mission, NYC got ate/ripped to confetti with ease
I'll even take leftovers & Since I got it "In the Bag" I'm ready to leave

"Check Please!"

*Takes meal, leaves a Tip & Exits*

NYCSPITZ's Verse:

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ausnaps: Fam I’m GOAT in football…imma play next yr
ausnaps: Runningback
NYC_REP_888: how big r u
ausnaps: like 5’8 160
NYC_REP_888: lol
ausnaps: I’m fast tho

ausnaps: Yo I like to danceausnaps: I’m better than Usher

That wack shit you posted? Have some decency! This gay fears tryna get a piece of me…Football? Smh, we’ll see this “dancer blitzen, prancer round till death” like ‘santa’s reindeer dyin from obesity!!!!’

Runnin away? You in peril, start bitch…ya rhymes ‘outta this world’!? I’ll show you my barrel’s cartridge n make you ‘write in a rocket ship’ so like “dissin pro hockey teams” you’ll hear ground control say “Houston, Aero’s garbage!!!!”

Ya heartless, N’ when it comes to text mags you’ll never be on a cover…cuz it’s like ‘denyin indigestion to ya spouse’ when I take ya head n “break it off” to make sure you “Di,- arrhea na lover” (rihanna lover)

My rhymes influential like minister farrakhan…dude went to prep school, n’ STILL IMing me N bombs? Smh, good thing I know that “in the long run, ya mad white” like fuccin “ppl who off-color during a marathon!!!!”

Plus yousa virgin, bold dork! ‘Strains his wordplay’ so like “catchin emotions over European song class” this star wars nerd CRIED when I said “Yoda lay he who, has no force”

NYC_REP_888: u pull obese chicks
ausnaps: nothing wrong w. that
ausnaps: they gobble dick
NYC_REP_888: u know 1st hand?
Ausnaps: I know 1st mouth

You’ll get pumped by gat clips…cuz homie imma cut you up like crack bricks! Claims he gets dimes, but it’s like “struggling with obese girls in tug of war” cuz “despite his best efforts, aer’s barely pulling fat chicks!!”

Wack bitch! You’re below me like 2 foot elf twins…Battlin me!? Him imagining that he’s “andy from shawshank redemption” the only time we’ll find u “digging out of this huge hole you put yourself in!!”

This bitch’ll duck in a brawl! Ur ‘above the rest?’ Then imma ‘throw you off an airplane’ so like “porn directors lacking casts in Autumn” u’ll “wish you had a pair a shoot, for being fucked in the Fall!!!”


ausnaps: I birthed you fam…I’m ur daddy

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*begins mourning my daddy’s death*

Uhh your statements don’t bother me wack bitch! It’s like “Keith Richards getting high” cuz I don’t need to ‘grieve when I torch you’ to know I’ll “Begin to sniff, after turning my father to ashes!!!!”

You at a loss for breath…So battles w. me’ll floss ya chest! It’s like murders for ‘failing to pay debts to the star trek ship’ way peeps’ll tell aer – ‘The Enterprise will be taxing, it’ll probably cause ya death!!”


>>>> insert picture of Aero’s girl here<<<<

My knives’ll fold ya twice, SAD how this loser rolls w. dykes! N’ when it comes to the text scene u like ‘plankton from spongebob’ the way ‘you’re microscopic’ not to mention how ya “computer controls ya life”

Battlin’s tough enough w.o. knowin my dick gutted ya mom!…’n if this girl try to ‘kari, the load on her back’ , she’ll get “crest-fallen” like ‘digimon characters losing items while being nutted upon!!!’

You should lick the butt of the don, cuz u’ll bleed ‘n falter slim! Disfigure u with headshots then leave, so it’s like “describing Mandy Moor in ‘A walk to remember’” cuz “in the end, you’ll die” after “receiving your altar ring”

Fam I’m weak now…I only bench 145 3 times

Pitiful Weakling! Claiming that you stunt well, whore…You brolic? SMH, I don’t need to “describe Voldemort’s phobias” to know this pussy’s “too scared, to face the ‘dumbell-door!!!’”

Nervously tryna make truce; his raps in despair – Kid was like “honestly, let’s bury the hatchet”, - so without ‘throwin body wash off of airplanes’ I fukkin “hurled the axe, straight into aer!!!”

Look @ this crackhead! Surprised he can even type w all the dope he rattles…ya chances of victory? Well, let’s just say “winning is MAD farfetch’d” as if describing “agry pokemon prevailing in poke-battles!!!”

“Ladies man” but ya girl looks like a guy with balls! Ahh, it must be that ya package’s supply is small, so like ‘greedy ppl in real estate’ : His reaction when he sees a condom? Mini ‘um, I’ll buy them all!!!!”

ausnaps: yea I lost to strat and diso recently on IHH lol
ausnaps: I’mma retire after out battle fam

Dawg ya far from straight…Use jackhammers to maul ya face! Claim GOAT, but only dickriders/noobs recall ya great! Ppl saw ya fake in wack battles on IHH!!!...So reasons for ur retirement are like “tragic murders in sitcoms” – he “lost Will, after suffering a fall from Grace!”


*gatherers form a circle around the dead body of Aero, mourning his massacre at the hands of NYCSPITS. An old contingent of RW females can be seen wearing dark dresses and sad black veils, hovering over the pathetic creature as he lies awkwardly in the ground*

R.I.P. Austin, may your memory forever be enshrined in the Halls of text wackness everywhere:(