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Old 03-14-2005, 09:08 AM   #1
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Funniest stand up gags

Ricky Gervais is the funniest imo


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Old 03-14-2005, 12:11 PM   #2
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Re: Funniest stand up gags

Don't think Ricky Gervais is funny... at all !

Peter Kay at The Bolton Hall... all of it... can't pick a few lines!
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Re: Funniest stand up gags

^ That was classic...

I proper LMFAO at the sight of Peter Kay in the ****stan Cricket Uniform... hilarious. Some scenes in Max and Paddy were pure class... like the one in the caravan, or when they at the local club spittin game at the women... Lmfao


Ricky Gervias... Legend. The Dance scene... Lmfao.

Erm... Lenny Henry is dope at times... Cant remember quotes of the top of my head.
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Old 03-14-2005, 07:01 PM   #4
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Re: Funniest stand up gags

Yeh Peter Kay is funny.


But nothing on Ricy Gervais imo. Only thing I didn't find funny was him dissin the bible
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Re: Funniest stand up gags

i need to see some of these comedians all u UK heads talk about...from what ive heard some of em are really funny...
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Re: Funniest stand up gags

^ Only problem is... you won't understand alot of the humour... especially Peter Kay...
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Re: Funniest stand up gags

Ricky Gervais Is The Baest Ever..... I'm glad to c some people on dis website apreciate him... Big Up Crooks, u know u'r shit lol
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Re: Funniest stand up gags

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Yeh Peter Kay is funny.


But nothing on Ricy Gervais imo. Only thing I didn't find funny was him dissin the bible

Really.... Man. i found that Fuckin Hillarious

i'ma n Athiest Though

and TopRocker, like super said. most of the joaks are really english and only english people would find em funny, especially Peter Kay lol

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and the office is one of THE Best shows Ever.....Imo ne way
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Old 03-16-2005, 03:02 PM   #10
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Re: Funniest stand up gags

I agree. The Office is brilliant. Cruger, have you seen the Christmas reunion episode? I rented it on DVD last night. You should watch it if you haven't already, it gives closure to all the situations left from the last episode (Tim and Dawn, David getting fired etc.). But I won't ruin it for you.

We don't have the BBC in Canada but you can buy all the episodes at HMV or MusicWorld or somewhere...
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